im sorry rum ham

[filthburger]

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[threedollarsdotcom]

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[everydaylouie]

angel playing the lute

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite images ever ngl

[rubysapphrald]

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

[sergal]

*gets carried away by a large bird*

[agentpan]

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[lamnae]

[commander-ledi]

test to see if you have been here for way too long

[queermania]

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.