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[the0fi]

MCU TIMELINE UPDATE

i’ve been working on a more detailed version of my mcu timeline with the ages of those characters who usually show up in bishova fanfics, so as i promised in my original post i’m sharing it because no one should be subjected to the hell that is trying to make sense of the mcu timeline

(new post because the reblogs were getting too long and confusing for my taste, and link to the previous update in case anyone wants to check it out)

a few notes on the update:

first of all, just a reminder that all dates are in DD/MM/YYYY format

i changed the format a bit to make it more accurate, but i fear it might be a bit messier (and uglier) than it was before so sorry about that

as @uncleasad suggested, i added a red line in the “endgame” row for those people who were blipped to make it clearer and more visual

i added a few more notes besides the one about yelena to clarify a couple of things. they’re about billy’s birth month, the marvels placement, and the daredevil born again timeline

peter and sam’s age changed from the earlier version because their birthdays are in a month between the snap and the blip, meaning they kinda lost a birthday? i don’t know, blip-logic is confusing, so feel free to ignore it and age them up a year (this technically also happens with nate barton, but him being 3 or 4 doesn’t change much so i ignored it lol)

i moved secret invasion to november 2025 because i found more evidence of it happening then, which leaves a few months gap between it and the marvels (see: note number 3 in the image)

i also found a footnote that approximates kamala’s birthday to march 2009 despite her wiki saying “late 2009”, so i changed it to that because it ended up making more sense timeline-wise

for bucky i calculated his chronological age, but if you’re interested in his physical age you should check out this post

turns out there’s a whole subreddit for the mcu timeline, so i’m just leaving it here in case anyone wants to check it out. there’s also this post my friend @griffinborn sent me that has a timeline for all marvel projects in their respective phases, so i recommend checking it out for a more complete overview of the mcu

in this comment i talk a bit about why antonia dreykov isn’t in the chart, but as a general consensus most people tend to make her to be either late 1990s or around yelena’s post-blip age

finally, no one gave me any info on eli so i deleted him for now😔

[girlonthefireescape]

Pink, Purple, and Blue (Ava & Mel, Teen and up)

Synopsis: It's the morning of NYC Pride, where the New Avengers will be part of the parade on their very own Valentina-mandated float, and Ava is staring at Mel's barely-covered tits in the Tower kitchen.

Note: Just wrote this! Inspired by the tags I left on this post. Happy Pride!

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When Ava spots Mel in the Tower kitchen, she freezes in the doorway. Bob barely manages to swerve around her, interrupting his frazzled muttering about how he hasn't showered and is going to be so, so late to throw an affronted hey in her face.

"Sorry," she mumbles, eyes still glued to Mel, who is busy trying to get the new espresso maker to make espresso.

She's dressed in denim cutoffs Ava has never seen on her before and has thrown a thin cardigan over her pink, purple, and blue bikini top, which Ava has definitely never seen on her before.

Ava's brain is already on the blink, and she can't tell if it's because of the colors of Mel's bikini top or because Ava's never seen Mel show this much skin.

She's been staring for a solid few seconds when her higher brain functions kick back in, and she realizes that she has, in fact, been staring straight at Mel's tits.

Shit. She didn't mean to do that! Or did she? No, she didn't.

The machine splutters to life with a hiss.

"Ava, you want coffee?" Mel asks.

Ava, that's her! Mel knew she was there, staring at her, the whole time.

"No, thanks," she blurts out and panic-phases out of the room.

Back in her bedroom, she has what one might call a very mild crisis. Not an identity crisis, not a sexuality crisis per se. Last week, she bought a set of Pride-themed face paints. The set contains pink, purple, and blue. She still hasn't managed to work up the courage to use them, and today is the big day. Big parade, New Avengers float, people and press and pictures. The skin around her nails has seen better days.

Before she can change her mind, she grabs the little face paint kit and phases back into the kitchen.

"Changed your mind about the coffee?"

"No. I mean, sure, I'll have coffee." Ava fidgets with the plastic in her hands. "Can I ask you something?"

Mel grabs a second mug. "Sure."

"Would you help me with this?" Ava places the little box on the kitchen island.

It takes Mel a second to understand what Ava wants from her. It probably takes Mel a second to figure out what exactly Ava has just presented her with. She could have probably been clearer about the favor she's asking.

"Sure," Mel says again and picks up the face paints. "Come sit down."

Ava slides onto one of the stools at the kitchen island.

"Where would you like it?" Mel asks.

"My left cheek?"

"Okay." Mel steps closer. "What do you want me to draw? Just the flag? Or maybe a heart?"

"Just the flag."

Mel gently takes Ava's chin between her thumb and index finger, and Ava stops breathing. She tries to hold still, tries not to stare, because Mel is pretty and way too close.

Of course, Mel has always been pretty—Ava has eyes—but seeing her out of her drab office uniform has somehow turned her into a real girl.

Mel turns Ava's face to the side, and Ava closes her eyes. With a few quick strokes, Mel draws a little bisexual pride flag on Ava's skin.

"Looks cute," she tells her, turns Ava's face in the opposite direction, and presses her lips to her other cheek.

Ava's eyes fly open.

"You should keep that," Mel says.

She gives Ava a smile and a wink, and Ava doesn't know what Mel is talking about until she looks at herself in the hallway mirror and spots the red lipstick. It makes her knees go a little wobbly as a wave of something unexpected hits her right in the solar plexus.

She doesn't wipe the lipstick off.

When Walker sees it later, he does a double take and grins at her. "Hey! Who'd you kiss?"

Ava's about to tell him to fuck off when his gaze flicks to her other cheek. His eyes go soft, and before Ava can tell him to mind his own business, he tells her Happy Pride, and walks off.

[thatssofarahh]

Happy pride month!! ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[uncleasad]

[Image ID: Post from Alexander Pennington @Authoralexp:

Writer: *Sits down at computer to write* Brain: Nah. I'm tired Writer: *Goes to bed* Brain: Here's an outline of the next five sequels to your story

/end ID]

[mailenskygirl]

[purpurle-iris]

If you want to finish something you have to accept that its better to have it imperfect and real than perfect and only in your head

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr

[bluewlf]

the most alive i've ever been

kiss me and i might drop dead

happy pride and something something bishova rooftop kiss!

the concept of kate kissing yelena right before her dramatic fall back and both of them feeling so thrilled is sooo 🛐🛐🛐 and you know rooftop kisses became their thing 👀

this was inspired by olivia rodrigo's song drop dead. highly recommend hallucinating bishova scenes to it

"kiss me and i might drop dead" -> "kiss me and i might do i really cool drop off the building to show off??"

[stepsofthepalace]

Was rewatching some Yelena scenes the other day for *reasons* and was reminded of a bunch of parallels I noticed across her MCU appearances when I watched Black Widow-Hawkeye-Thunderbolts* back-to-back-to-back a few months ago - some of which were definitely/likely intentional but others that probably weren’t/that I hadn’t seen people talk about before

So just for funsies - a list of all the parallels I noticed between Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Thunderbolts*

- In BW and TB*, Yelena asks “are we there yet?”

- Yelena says (to Kate in Hawkeye and later Bob in TB*) “I just want to talk, okay?” - different intonations, but same phrasing

- Strangled by curtains (along with someone else) in both BW and TB*

- Calls Natasha “suchka” and Kate “suka” (I think it’s cute that for Nat it’s “bitch (affectionate)”

- More of a stretch, but “oh god/oh my god” is uttered at Alexei’s antics in both BW and TB*

- Both Yelena and Clint have the same tactic for “ripping off a bandaid” (literally or figuratively) - saying “on three” and the ripping off the bandaid/pulling out the blade one one

- Of course, her propensity for walking down/leaping off tall buildings

- Also of course, baby Yelena wanting mac and cheese followed by adult Yelena making it while she waits for Kate

- When not wearing a tactical suit, she is almost always wearing a cropped/tucked in top with high-waisted pants and a long jacket (the only exception to this that I noticed is when she’s wearing the green vest in BW - but she is still wearing the tucked in shirt with high-waisted jeans)

[fake-tweets]

[uncleasad]

OK, I know June is already over in most of the world (including here), but hear me out (because the OP poked my brain, and it got to work…):

Kate and Yelena are marching in a Pride parade. Just before it starts, Alexei shows up in the Red Guardian Limousine…except instead of being just red, it is now painted (badly) in the rainbow colors of the Pride flag (and maybe the Progress Pride flag on the roof? Or flying from the antenna? because Red Guardian punches TERFs and their ilk).

He pops out, drawing attention to himself (of course), yells for Yelena (of course). He’s wearing a muscle shirt with a big Red (Guardian) Star in the middle of the chest. And in the middle of that, there’s a photo of Yelena. Circling (or half-circling) above and below the star/photo combo, there’s the text “Pride of Red Guardian” and “Queer Avenger Daughter” (“Queer Daughter Avenger”? dunno).

Yelena is embarrassed, because in spite of his presumably good intentions, he’s managed to make it all about him…and is generally being A Dad around his grown daughter.

Kate tries to calm Yelena, telling her it isn’t that bad…and it’s a good picture of her.

Yelena is all “No,” and she grabs Kate’s hand, pulling her so that she can see the back of Alexei’s shirt…which is emblazoned with a photo of Kate, and half-circling text “Future Daughter-In-Law” and “Best Gay Hawkeye” or some similar awkward phrase (brain hasn’t really gotten to what Kate’s phrases would be, besides the ‘future daughter-in-law’ part).

Kate turns as red as a tomato, and Yelena is laughing, because if she has to put up with Alexei’s antics, she can at least enjoy Kate also having to deal with them 😂

End scene/comic/whatever.

[uncleasad]

First of June in the Garden

A smorgasbord from June 1!

The gardenias are mostly done blooming, but buds continue to open up. The two weeks of rain really did in the ‘sea of white’ that was peak 😢

This yellow daylily has a special treat—a bumblebee nestled deep in its throat.

A cluster of red-and-yellow daylilies blooming.

While moving a fern-like structure out of the drainage ditch running through the daylilies, I uncovered another pickerel frog. This one is almost twice the size of the one from the garden row yesterday! 😳 (And, once again, I’m still unable to get an unobstructed shot 😂)

A very early fig 😳 Figs are supposed to be in season in August, but with climate change that has crept forward to July. First of June is unprecedented! I think that this is probably one of the figs that formed during an early winter warm spell and somehow managed to survive all the subsequent freezes, so it’s ahead of all the others that formed at a more reasonable time (see that cluster behind and above to the right). We’ll see if it makes it 🤞

Happy One Week Birthday 🎂 to our four baby bluebirds! 🐦 They’re looking good; only a week and a half or so before they fledge!

Three more varieties of dayliles from Miss Ann; I believe the final one is another Chestnut Mountain.

I also saw a large black butterfly (probably a dark morph eastern tiger swallowtail) flitting by while taking some of these pictures, but it was gone before I could react!

Whew! Hopefully there won’t be quite as much excitement for a few days and I can take a breather (and focus on planting! 🌱) 😅

[st1ckersss]

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[ooga-94-booga]

Newww chapter, friends! 🚨

Babysitting Chaos

Chapter: 5/?

Chapter Word Count: 3,406

Total Word Count: 19,652

Hope you enjoy! <3

-T

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[uncleasad]

[sylvienat]

happy prideeee gays<3