0utlaw

I like green eggs and ham jk i only eat pizza

[p2ep]

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

[rebeccaisaweirdo]

On the outside I’m a smiski and on the inside I’m Asimo the robot ???

[the0utlawtorn]

On the outside I'm Lord Crump and on the inside I'm Lord Crump disguised as a pirate... What does it mean???

[rebeccaisaweirdo]

When you’re out to eat and you’ve decided to be healthy for the day

[doujinshi]

[rebeccaisaweirdo]

When you want to take a nap but your mom doesn’t let you

[rebeccaisaweirdo]

Listen here Rosie if I have to go find you 3 fruit beetles again and you don’t even fork over a single candy cane, there’ll be hell to pay.  Watch your back

[yearnfulsuggestion]

i’m so madly, deeply in love with you, even if i haven’t seen you in a while.

[rebeccaisaweirdo]

Me watching my bf play Mario Odyssey:

[rebeccaisaweirdo]

I wish Mario would fling his cap at my unsuspecting body, possessing me instantly

[rebeccaisaweirdo]

This is the Peach of Protection.  Reblog to be protected from all harm.

[rvkkh-deactivated20220723]

I see you every day, but not in the way I get to see you today. Hundreds or maybe thousands of miles flying down a darkening, winding road, ending at a Wendy’s at 8 PM who knows where. Soon the early risers will shut their lights off one by one, as the cape of night fall over my apartment. They will wake up tomorrow ready to jog or study or volunteer. But I will wake up tomorrow next to you. - @odd-words // Early Risers

[rebeccaisaweirdo]

Maybe the real Szchewan Sauce was the friends we made along the way

[rebeccaisaweirdo]

*Naruto runs through the cafeteria to shave a few seconds off my routing time*

[rvkkh-deactivated20220723]

The suburbs of New Jersey lit up that night like the lights of Los Angeles. The flash of the gas station signs and porch lights reflected off your eyes in the dark. A moment captured in time; a time before I knew what moments were to come. - @odd-words // 3

[honeylambie]

[averagefairy]

[ylklky4gx1-deactivated20190407]

[snapchathotdogwife-deactivated2]

I thought this was a meme and I was trying so hard to get it

[niknak79]