[laaanat-deactivated20220929]

The feminine urge to argue w a man for fun

[sassy-socialist-memes]

right on

[banned-books]

— an anonymous woman on coming to terms with being a lesbian in the 1950’s-60’s, from an interview with Deborah Goleman Wolf

[anarcho-smarmyism]

[triskeleaficionado]

UC or ER?

[vetmedirl]

This is actually so helpful because as an American living in late stage capitalism where most people have zero health coverage except for the emergency room, the tire purpose of the ER has lost all meaning on most people.

[sweetchilibeans-deactivated2020]

baby, you can have it all

🍬🐲☄️💥🔥🌈🔥💥☄️🐲🍬

emoji spell to attract good things towards those you wish (very quick, sudden change)

[roach-works]

terrible years really make you understand the point of a new year. i know nothing much will have changed between dec 31 and jan 1, but we need to be able to partition off everything that’s happened to us, we need a moment to say, ‘that’s done, we’re done with it, it’s over’ and have a little hope that the future will be different. we need to be able to stop and take a breath and sing, in the middle of winter, and prepare ourselves for spring.

[theunvanquishedzims]

#humans live life as a story#it doesn’t have real endings and beginnings so we make them ourselves#we need them to make sense of things

[albertserra]

[recoverr-a-deactivated20210530]

i know the mortifying ordeal of being known is real for too many of us, but consider this: someone saw you once and loved your hairstyle. someone loves your laugh, how you scrunch your nose when you find something funny. your birthday could be an old friend’s password. that one song you recommended to your crush a couple summers back could still be their favorite. you are in other people’s birthday party photos. someone could’ve fallen in love with you on public transportation. our lives intertwine beautifully and you, dear human, are a little piece of other people’s fond, lovely memories. part of the ordeal of being known implies the ordeal of being loved. 

[airsignz]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[shesnake]

gays speaking to each other "exactly" "exactly" "exactly" "exactly"

[engulfes]

something deeply intimate about being outside early in the morning all alone and seeing the world as she is

[thelifeandtimesofwhatthefuck]

Sometimes Twitter is good

[cipheramnesia]

I thought originally the customer was just offended someone sent them a cake celebrating the Philadelphia PD.

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

[cringepics]

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

[anxietyproblem]

[speculative-imaginaries-deactiv]

Image description: A tweet by @RJStrodel. There is a screenshot of a message that reads “need to postpone - Hi Rachel, I have lost control of the day,” with the caption “easily the most relatable email I’ve received.”