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Just some hecking dude

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[zagreus]

[butchflirt]

This is literally just Louis Armstrong

[mysharona1987]

[saturnineaqua]

damn, this is what my father used to tell me about being kidnapped and murder “just make it harder for them, they’ll kill you anyways, so fuck whatever they tell you to do “. 

things have gotten WORSE.

[chicken-fluff-butts]

*slappy wattle noises*

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like cat

[nemmica]

I met a baby the other day who taught me that kids aren’t learning the thumb-and-pinky-out gesture for “phone” anymore. She puts her flat, open palm up to her ear and babbles into it, simulating a flat and rectangular smartphone.

[marzipanandminutiae]

It’s so interesting that a lot of seemingly obsolete hand motions still exist, though

very few people wear wristwatches, but tapping one’s wrist is still a nearly universal gesture for “what time is it?” or “hurry up”

I used classic corded phones for only a very brief time in my life (before we got those more rectangular-shaped cordless ones for my parents’ landline) and first saw a car without power windows when I was in college, and yet I’ve always used the pinky-and-thumb gesture for “call me” and the circling-fist gesture for “roll down your window.” I’m 24, so my childhood was the late 90s and early 2000s, but I still use gestures that indicate technology either gone or on its way out when I began forming reliable memories

it also makes me wonder how people indicated time or hurrying before wristwatches. did they somehow pantomime a pocket watch? what gestures have we lost as technology marches on? and since video didn’t exist for most of human history, how might we learn what they were? like the contents of the third Georgian spice jar or the location of Punt, nobody would think to write any of it down

I just love history so much

[datasoong47]

The ASL sign for phone is based on the pinky-and-thumb gesture. Presumably that will continue on for a while, with future generations seeing it as an arbitrary sign.

And then there are words like “rewind” that no longer make literal sense. Filmmakers still use “cut” long after actual physical film that can be cut fell out of use. We talk about cutting and pasting on computers and use a floppy disc icon for “save”.

Fossilized metaphors are the best.

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[sweetly-pie]

Everyone watching Infinity Train thinking it be something goofy and a lighthearted adventure with a nerdy protagonist, a cute robot, and a corgi but dismissing the constant stream of nightmare fuel:

[dressbirdoficial]

me going to that one really nice mcdonalds on my city: haha nice the mcdonalds:

me:

[parody-the-emi]

Infinity train fandom rn:

( side note ) wtf???????

[charlesoberonn]

I don’t think Tom Kenny ever auditions for voice acting roles.

I think if you make a cartoon, he just materializes in the sound booth on his own.

[agentduckorico]

He and tara strong

[charlesoberonn]

Holy shit

[wobblebees]

To complete the trifecta-

[charlesoberonn]

Undefeated champion

[jonroxton]

i can’t believe megamind destroyed mvrvel 7 years ago

[7-83hz]

**the entire fandom dies inside**

[keybladesoras]

Natalie Portman returning in Thor Love and Thunder as Female Thor!

[sakura-haruka]

Peter looks so offended:

[sillyandquiteawkward]

u ever just get possessed and just take a jello out of its shell to hold Him Gently

[sillyandquiteawkward]

Hold Him Gently.

[izu-deactivated20200130]

TED WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[sillyandquiteawkward]

its fun, its easy, its free! hold Him Gently.

[darkarfs]

Big Dave. One of the good ones. 

[archiveofolives]

guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude

[actorsallusionpresents]

Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes to prepare.

[steviethedamned]

I love him 

[thedamnqueenofhell]

Just wanted to add a more recent awesome post of his.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[explorerrowan]

They’re also shooting for 100% renewable plastic sources by 2030! All of the soft plant/leaf elements in sets right now and going forward are made out of bioplastic made from sugarcane, and they’re working on getting the regular hard plastic bricks out of that, too.

[lynnafred]

They’ve done it, actually! The full bricks are in the prototype stage now, and are expected to be 100% biodegradable without the need for a commercial compost facility. It’s very cool. Right now they’re testing the durability and playability of the bricks and seeing what needs to be revised/reworked on their final model.

[friedgengarz]

[fullhalalalchemist]

So its that easy huh

[asundergrowth]

To be fair LEGO is basically leading the world in plastics manufacturing technology but the fact that they’re able to produce bioplastics on such a massive industrial scale while staying profitable hopefully means other companies will follow suit

[museifushindoushugi]

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

[romy7]

thanks