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she/her. #1 chihuahua lover. just another blog in the sea

[everythingfox]

Working out together

[insomnianightss]

Amazing things happening on Instagram today

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[8nin]

whatever lol (in tears)

[labcorp]

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[mikodrawnnarratives]

broken clasp duo is just so good man

two girls that despise each other from the very beginning after starting on bad terms but its because one stole the bracelet that connects to her family and it affects the other so much because of that loss they both experienced and they are person the other has wanted the most to stay and BE in their life and they are so similar in personality and mindset and they had a shitty time growing up as well as end up haunted by blood of their loved one(s) but are still divided in some ways with their beliefs and they're both in the shadow of ace anarchy and resemble him maybe even seen as his replacement-extension of him but one resembles him more than the other and also one learned she can be a hero and the other learned she was always meant to be a villain and one Knows you aren't doomed to being a villain and they both learned from a wonderful boy callum treadwell but in entirely different ways and they still ache for what they couldn't have and you just know that they would treasure having the other in their life if they only knew and the way that their unique issues would add to it all from maggie's abandonment issues to nova unwilling to lose her again but also they still bump up against each other they have changed and are new people and they disagree and fight and push people away but also nova in distress and holding on so tightly to maggie would be maggie's guiltiest pleasure like a blood sucking leech so hungry even though she can tell how her presence distresses her sister and the sight of nova's paranoid eyes fills her with as much comfort as it does annoyance as it does sheer concern and and maggie's pale cold and bleeding body to nova's desperation to give her sister her own blood to stay alive no matter how much she needs she's sorry she wasn't there so long like the renegades weren't there for Her and and and

it doesn't need to be or end happy just. do not blow this for us

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[gumy-shark]

characters who believe that they are inherently unlovable 🔥🔥🔥

[gumy-shark]

there’s no variation on this trope that isn’t absolutely peak. “im unlovable but i desire that connection so ill let myself be used instead”? peak. “im unlovable so ill drive everyone away” is automatically peak however you play it. “i am an unlovable thing so i will become a new person who isn’t”? peak beyond belief!!! i love characters 🥰

[kosmogrl]

[irondive]