Catherine If You're Nasty.

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[woochild]

Thank you @cenaenough

[kelleykelly]

Sometimes…you just have to stay on mute, or else you’ll expose yourself 🤐

[theabsoluteone]

What if I offer….incentive?? Aka…..me.

[kelleykelly]

Remember the eyeroll thing? I fear it’s happening again

[theabsoluteone]

You’re still pretty af when you’re rollin’ them eyes at me

[kelleykelly]

Flatter me alll you want…you’re still going to have to work for it 😉

[kelleykelly]

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Me as I’m preparing my interview notes amongst the wrestling chaos 😂

[kelleykelly]

Sometimes…you just have to stay on mute, or else you’ll expose yourself 🤐

[theabsoluteone]

What if I offer….incentive?? Aka…..me.

[kelleykelly]

Remember the eyeroll thing? I fear it’s happening again

[kelleykelly]

Sometimes…you just have to stay on mute, or else you’ll expose yourself 🤐

[theabsoluteone]

Nahhhh. Say it out loud. Share with the class aka me cause I’m nosy.

[kelleykelly]

Now you know that’s not how this works, Mr. Absolute. Maybe I’ll tell you? Maybe not.

[kelleykelly]

Sometimes…you just have to stay on mute, or else you’ll expose yourself 🤐

[kelleykelly]

And new.

Congrats. Only going to blow that ego even bigger ;)

[kelleykelly]

Knock ‘em dead @theabsoluteone

[kelleykelly]

Well that’s one way to introduce yourself…

[theabsoluteone]

Want to know somethin'? When people want to mack, they come to me. I'm an expert. Could write a book. Teach a class on it.

Should see em'. Inbox sits blown up. None of them mean a thing unless they're comin' from you.

Is that permission granted? Cause if it is? Ooh baby.

[kelleykelly]

🙄

Again I am rolling my eyes, wow.

You tell me? Sounds like it’s more than granted.

[theabsoluteone]

C'mon now. That's just offensive. Specially' when I'm tryin' to lay it on thick but not too thick. Just enough to catch your attention.

Sounds like it is. Drop me your pin?

[kelleykelly]

Is that what this is called? Thanks for clarifying. I thought it was talking about all of the other girls that are in your inbox.

Mhm, dropped. Do your worst.

[kelleykelly]

Well that’s one way to introduce yourself…

[theabsoluteone]

Want to know somethin'? When people want to mack, they come to me. I'm an expert. Could write a book. Teach a class on it.

Should see em'. Inbox sits blown up. None of them mean a thing unless they're comin' from you.

Is that permission granted? Cause if it is? Ooh baby.

[kelleykelly]

🙄

Again I am rolling my eyes, wow.

You tell me? Sounds like it’s more than granted.

[kelleykelly]

Well that’s one way to introduce yourself…

[theabsoluteone]

These DMs could have thousands of messages in em'. Long as they ain't you? I don't care what pops into my inbox.

I'll just be sittin' here waitin' for you.

[kelleykelly]

If this isn't the definition of macking...I don't know what is.

Ohh, so you do have thousands of messages? Figures.

Waiting for me? Why don't you come over here.

[kelleykelly]

Well that’s one way to introduce yourself…

[theabsoluteone]

I figured this was what we were doin’. I just wanted to make sure you knew what I’m after: you.

Just Incase I wasn’t obvious enough. This is me outin’ myself. Didn’t want the imaginary friend sliding into my dms instead of you 😉

[kelleykelly]

You figured…interesting. Why are you after me, hot shot? I’m sure those DMs are full as it is 😉

[kelleykelly]

Well that’s one way to introduce yourself…

[theabsoluteone]

👀

Just slide her my digits. Put her into my DMs. Odds are I probably hope to see her name pop up there on the daily.

[kelleykelly]

Slide her your digits? I don’t even have your digits, isn’t that funny? Almost as funny as you wanting to see her and not knowing who she is. Interesting…let me see what I can do.

[theabsoluteone]

I was hopin’ it was you if I’m bein’ honest. Like…crossin’ my pretty little fingers

[kelleykelly]

A magician never reveals her secrets…apparently until now. This is what happens when I try to be cheeky.

I’ll just say that you’re not wrong. Do what you will with that information…

[kelleykelly]

Well that’s one way to introduce yourself…

[theabsoluteone]

👀

Just slide her my digits. Put her into my DMs. Odds are I probably hope to see her name pop up there on the daily.

[kelleykelly]

Slide her your digits? I don’t even have your digits, isn’t that funny? Almost as funny as you wanting to see her and not knowing who she is. Interesting…let me see what I can do.

[kelleykelly]

Well that’s one way to introduce yourself…

[theabsoluteone]

Whose your friend? They got a name? Cause I'm sure I'd like to know it.

[kelleykelly]

Oh…I wouldn’t be a good friend if I gave her up, would I?

I can totally set you both up. Nothing wrong with a little blind date, right?

[kelleykelly]

Well that’s one way to introduce yourself…

[theabsoluteone]

Question of the hour is…am I distractin’ you?

[kelleykelly]

Maybe. Maybe I’m speaking for a friend.

I mean, I’m sure that would distract anyone.

[kelleykelly]

Well that’s one way to introduce yourself…

[theabsoluteone]

Pssssh if I really wanted to introduce myself I’d show off my runway walk

[kelleykelly]

Eh…runway walk, abs. Same difference, no? Still a distraction…