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Permanent Hiatus
;; So, seeing as Skye & Jem are off doing their own thing, I don’t really think I’ll be back. Thanks for all the awesome threads guys - I had so much fun here with you all <3
You can find me over on Eve should you feel like it :)
Permanent Hiatus
;; So, seeing as Skye & Jem are off doing their own thing, I don’t really think I’ll be back. Thanks for all the awesome threads guys - I had so much fun here with you all <3
You can find me over on Eve should you feel like it :)
[text] A lot. Why would you send a symbol instead of writing words? [text] You let him. [text] Still dognapping. [text] 7.15 words fine. I’ll see you then.
[text] Why would I write ‘smiley face’ when I can write :) ? [text] I didn’t know til I was there. There was a puppy on my doorstep. [text] Was hardly going to leave him outside!
Skye sat down at her computer, trying to finish off a little work in the time before he got here to pick her up. As much as she wanted Jem and Fitz to work out, she was rather glad the cute dog who followed her home had a cute owner.
“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” [[i miss you okay so here]]
meme || zxnwarrior
Skye hesitated at the door, having not exactly had the guts to ask what she’d been wanting to for, well, ages. “You might think I’d chicken out and, you;d be right! Bye!” She got out of there quickly, even though she knew May would be right behind her.
"Just admit I'm right."
meme || thermxdynamics
“No. Not gonna happen. We both know I could kick your butt at Mario Kart and just because you say you can win doesn’t mean you actually can. So nope. You’re wrong. I’m awesome.” Skye poked her tongue out a little, but mostly she was just glad to have a day to spend with Jemma again. “But, we can always play and find out who’s really right? Me, I mean, obviously. But, you keen?”
“Don’t tempt me.”
meme || recoveringrace
“But it’s so... well, tempting.” Skye laughed as she pushed over the plate of cake. When she ordered a slice she hadn’t thought that she’d be served a quarter of the thing. “And seriously, if I eat all of this I will a, get yelled at by Jemma because b, it will give me diabetes. Come on, help me out?”
RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.
SHORT
“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?” “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?” “Excuse you?” “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!” “It’s you, it’s always been you.” “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.
MISCELLANEOUS
“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Fuck the sandwich guy!” “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?” “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?” “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”
PREGNANCY
“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?” “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.” “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.” “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”
FLUFF
“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?” “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”
STARGAZING
“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL
“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.” “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.” “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.” “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
TEXTS
[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…
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survivor-ward
[text] He’s a good friend. [text] A smiley face, really? [text] Well apparently he had a big night getting kidnapped. [text] What time do you want me to be there?
[text] What’s wrong with smiley faces? [text] HE LITERALLY FOLLOWED ME HOME. [text] Every one of those words requires emphasis. [text] Say 7.15? Or whenever suits you really.
A Ruse for Reasons || Fitz and Skye
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Coulson had said something to Fitz about getting back on his feet, something about focusing on something, and Fitz vaguely remembered that he’d been told it was an order. The last thing he wanted right now was to stop working on ways to try to break Simmons out of that bloody rock, or not be there when she came out on her own, but Coulson had made it very clear he was not offering a choice.
The briefing was simple, more or less, pose once again as Skye’s boyfriend to try to stake out a restaurant, while Coulson and May posed as health inspectors to get access to the back. Granted, it wasn’t a terribly original plan, but it would have to do with their population spread so thin.
And that was why Fitz was making restaurant reservations, lump in his throat, trying not to think that it should be him and Simmons that he was calling for, and taking a deep, deep breath as he hung up, ready to lay out his clothes.
Skye had been dealing with everything in so many ways. Some days she felt as though she was spread entirely too thin, other days the agent had everything under control. It was hit and miss and she hated the variables she couldn’t control. Her best friend was still trapped and all she wanted was to somehow get her back, though thus far no one had had any luck doing so.
New mission. The email alone gave her a solid purpose, but the details made her smile. Fitz’s girlfriend again. There were so many worse ways to spend a mission, and at least this gave her a reason to wear a new dress. It had been a while since she’d dressed up. Grabbing it from her closet and laying it over her bed, Skye decided to go and find Fitz.
Knocking on the door, she smiled as she caught his attention. “So, looks like it’s you and me again. You okay with that?” It had been a while since the last time, but a lot had changed since then.
“Okay? I mean who am I going to tattle to? Myself? I promise this sort of thing does happen from time to time. Perks of the job.” He motioned further down the corridor, leaning on his cane and grinning to Jemma. “So tell me Miss Simmons, will you choose door number 1? or door number 2?” Aubrey leaned in more, using a funny staged whisper. “I suggest door number 2, that is where we have the new Mayan pottery set up.”
Jemma giggled, covering her mouth with her hand almost shyly. “That is a very valid point. And I would presume you would get quite a few perks in this job.” But then, access to these things was a perk in itself for her. Following as he started to lead, Jemma looked between the doors as he asked, unsure how to choose between them. “Well, um, door number 2 then. Sounds incredible.” She grinned, excited as to what was coming. “Where did you get it all from?”
[text: Dognapper] Yep. Done now, going home quickly to change. Trip’s covering for me. [text: Dognapper] It’s fine. That’s a good reason. [text: Dognapper] Stole. Bud’s fine, and was sleeping in the back of the shop. [text: Dognapper] That would help, unless you want to walk halfway.
[text] He does sound like a good guy. [text] Thanks heaps :) [text] Awww, sleepy puppy. Yeah touche. I don’t so - [text] (information redacted)
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[text: Dognapper] The client’s got good taste, nearly done with him. [text: Dognapper] Did you want me to pick you up, or are you cool making your own way there? [text: Dognapper] Nice to see you’re concerned about the dog you stole. He’s good.
[text: Grant] Always good! [text: Grant] Mind picking me up? Gives us a good reason to leave together. [text: Grant] Didn’t steal. Returned. But of course I’m concerned. [text: Grant] Guess you need my actual address huh?
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meme || survivor-ward || ☀ - the five last texts my muse sent
[text: Grant Ward] How’s that client going?[text: Jem <3 ] So, Fitz is meeting us at Houdini’s at 7.30 yeah?[text: Grant Ward] Jem & Fitz are sweet for dinner. Plan is good![text: Bobbi] Are you still okay to work tomorrow? :)[text: Grant Ward] How’s Buddy doing without me? ;)
survivor-ward replied to your post:|| So, in today’s edition of ‘I didn’t mean to...
*hugs* if you ever need anything, I’m here
YOU! *hugs* Because you’re wonderful.
|| So, in today's edition of 'I didn't mean to vanish for three months but did anyway'... Me. Now that things have calmed a little, I'm going to try and be more active. Mostly Skye, though on some instances with Jem. I am only going to keep a very few threads and will be starting again mostly. Let's see how this goes!
pry-- send me a symbol for...
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❤ - the five most recent things my muse has googled ☀ - the five last texts my muse sent ★ - the most recent journal entry my muse has made ☂ - the last thing my muse bought ♞ - the most recent crime my muse committed ☯ - the three things my muse has most recently lied about ☭ - three last texts my muse has received ☢ - four most recent tweets my muse has made ☎ - what my muse’s room currently looks like ❄ - five thoughts my muse has recently had ♫ - five things your muse finds attractive in a person ✂ - my muse’s five most visited websites
