You Need Some Cider in Your Life (ap)

A Kingsman/Statesman OC written by Kim. Selective and Private

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[sttsmnvodka-deactivated20180109]

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[theagentcider]

sttsmnvodka:

“I can! I could, until they caught me in their system …” Vodka groaned and pressed a few buttons on her lap. “Apprehend them Cider, I need … need a little more time!”

Cider looked at her as he pulled out his knife. “Well I’m out of ammo so let’s do this melee style.”

[wildtma-deactivated20191019]

Love hunt me down      I can’t stand to be so dead behind the eyes                       And feed me, spark me up              A creature in my blood stream chews me up                                           So I can feel something                                                       So I can feel something                                                              independent and selective Malia Tate                      

[theagentcider]

namesjack:

@theagentcider

“Y’gonna do anything with that stick of yours boy, or am I gonna have all the fun?”

Cider finish the transformation and took spot. “I gotta it!” he called out as he started to fire off rounds.

[agntabsinthe-blog-deactivated20]

guess which asshole still has a kingsman discord server,  thats right it’s me

      if you have a kingsman muse or a kingsman au, feel free to pop in and yell with us

[sttsmnvodka-deactivated20180109]

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[theagentcider]

sttsmnvodka:

“… well, unless you shut up then we probably will be dead by morning.” Shit. They stuck in here and she tries to do something to get them out, but her partner is constantly distracted her, not allowing to concentrate.

Cider looked at her. “You said you could hack this!” He said.

[theagentcider]

I told your dad I thought it would be funny if she was played by that lady from Weeds.

My mom on Poppy and referring to Mary-Louise Parker

[sparknshinerpmemes-blog]

Reblog this if your muse likes kids.

[reblogkarma-blog]

Send me a ☆ for my muse’s reaction to waking up to yours holding their hand after having been unconscious in the hospital for days.

[memestockpile]

therapy / talking about trauma / post - trauma starters. feel free to change things as necessary. 

would you like to talk about it?

please tell me what’s bothering you.

hey, are you okay?

i don’t have to know everything. just what you’re comfortable telling me.

i’m your friend. of course i care.

there’s nothing bad about going to therapy.

would you like to try a different approach?

i – i didn’t know that. i’m sorry.

is this helping?

i’ll try not to ask a lot of questions.

i’m always here if you need me.

shh, it’s alright. shh. 

we’re safe now. you’re safe now.

it was just a nightmare.

sweetheart, you have to tell me these things.

you know i’d never judge you for that, right?

i’m worried about you.

is something going on? 

everything you say will just be between you and me.

what method do you prefer?

do you need help falling asleep?

anything i could do to help?

why are you like this?

i understand. 

sweetie, is there something you aren’t telling me? what’s wrong?

let’s get you cleaned up.

this is good. this is important. 

you’re healing, and healing takes time. 

we can do more tomorrow.

how about you get some sleep, hm?

bedtime.

it’s ok not to be ok.

tomorrow is another day.

hey, hey, hey. look at me, look at me. it’s okay.

breath in for seven seconds, exhale for eleven …

do you need some space?

remember, look for things that you can touch. ground yourself.

[statesangria-a]

            IT’S A  SHOWDOWN  IN NO-MAN’S LAND               FOR A  COWBOY  OF THE MODERN DAY.

[theagentcider]

Mom: Im bored. Want to watch a movie?

Mun: I haven't watch Kingsman 2 that you got me for Christmas yet

Mom: Okay

[theagentcider]

sttsmnvodka:

“Oh, c’mon!” Anya rolled her eyes and slightly pushed Cider’s shoulder. “You’re acting like a child! I’m playing on both teams in that sense too.”

Cider smiled. “You know it’s funny though.”

[theagentcider]

Who is Ciders fav hockey team and has he ever been to see them in the playoffs?

The Grand Rapids Griffins. He would go to their games all the time when he was in college and watch them play. Plus he enjoys Minor League teams more. And he does got eh the Playoffs when he doesn’t have a mission. Plus he gets tickets to go to them for his birthday since he joined the Statesman.

[theagentcider]

sttsmnvodka:

“Oh, I hope so. Because I wanna be helpful not only behind the computer and not only on field. Yeah, I wanna helping both teams.”

Cider couldn’t help but to grin. “hehe. Both teams.”

[theagentcider]

sttsmnvodka:

“Oh yeah, I heard ‘bout them and still hope to try one.” She smirked. “ Okay, I’ll be in touch or maybe will be the first one who’s find out about mission. I’m still one of Gingers’ crew. Fifty fifty, but still.”

“Well I think being on both teams is a good thing. It’ll be helpful in th end.”

[theagentcider]

sttsmnvodka:

Vodka nodded happily and returned smile to Cider. "That means a lot to me. You’re just like.. like… Oh, i don’t know, as miracle as Houdini!”

“The only miracles I make are my cakes. Now I don’t know when my next mission is going to be, but when it is, you’re riding along.”