Agent Coulson

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Lost in the halls || Open

[theagentsonofcoul]

stacyscienceextrodinaire:

Gwen was glad she didn’t offend him by her addition and nodded, “Yeah, I heard that too, only one way to find out.” She answered, “He seems like a really nice guy,”

“I suppose it’s one of those things you gotta get used to. Kinda like the subways.” Gwen shrugged, she hadn’t lived anywhere else besides New York so subways weren’t that difficult for her to navigate, but to people visiting she knew it was hard as anything at first.

“Most people you meet here are nice once you give them the chance to warm up to you. And some people just prefer to be left on their own.” He still wasn’t entirely sure which category Bruce fit into. There were plenty of people who didn’t fit into either category and who were just impossible to please, too, but he didn’t want to worry her with anything like that.

“A bit, yes. With enough practice, you’ll get used to either.” As they walked, they passed the door to the break room. Phil paused for a moment and glanced at it before speaking again. “Do you mind if we make a quick stop? I need a cup of coffee. “

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ABC's Castle Quote Sentence Meme

“Apart from the fact that I’m dying, I’m fine.”

“Can I say something that will probably annoy you?”

“Everything I’ve ever done, every choice I’ve ever made, every terrible and wonderful thing that’s ever happened to me, it’s all led me to right here, this moment with you.”

“Everything you’ve accomplished is because of me.”

“Have you ever looked back on something you’ve done and it’s like someone else is doing it?”

“I can’t help it if you got off by putting things in my mouth.”

“I don’t know what to do about my life.”

“I just feel like I’ve waited long enough. I don’t want to waste any more time before we take the next step.”

“I love when you get angry, I mean at other people, not at me.”

“I need time to stop being mad and you need time to figure out a way to be okay with this.”

“I need you to know that our partnership, our relationship is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.”

“I think I’m man enough to admit I’m completely theory-less.”

“I’d rather be dead than end up in your bed.”

“I’m so happy for you, despite of who you’re marrying.”

“I’m suddenly getting a clear and frightening visual of what my future will look like.”

“I’ve been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you so don’t do anything stupid.”

“If I have to hear that confession one more time, I’m going to shoot somebody.”

“In life, there is no such thing as a perfect time for anything.”

“Keep your mouth shut and let’s try not to get us both killed.”

“Lipstick marks on my shirt? Where?”

“Now just take your turn and feel the bitter sting of defeat.”

“The last thing I need is to watch someone from my past try to seduce my fiance while talking about the goddess that lives in her hooha.”

“Trusts kills faster than bullets.”

“What’s a great love story without obstacles to overcome? Every fairy tale has them.”

“You want everything to be black or white. I get it. But in this town it rarely is.”

“You’re trying to drive me crazy, aren’t you?”

[theagentsonofcoul]

The Cellist

Audrey Nathan, second chair cellist of the Portland Symphony. Phil met her while leading a team to catch her recently super-powered stalker. The two began dating and Audrey became a very important person in Phil’s life. She was outside his world. Someone good and wholesome. A beautiful woman living the kind of life Phil could see himself sharing in if he hadn’t joined SHIELD. With her, he didn’t have to worry about missions or gifted people or any of the stress of his work. He tried to keep it separate.

Phil Coulson loved Audrey Nathan. But he died. Audrey mourned him. To return to her life would be unfair to her. He’s not the same man he was, and what kind of life could Audrey have with the director of SHIELD. She already became a target once because of him. It’s best for her that he keeps his distance.

He’s married to the job now, anyway.

[stacyscienceextrodinaire-deacti]

Lost in the halls || Open

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Gwen’s brow furrowed a bit, not understanding what was so funny about the lanyard, but, she nodded and rolled with it. “Or at the very least, a wristlet.” She replied, not sure if she seemed annoying or aiding on the silent joke. “I figured studying with Bruce Banner was a great way to learn the trade.” 

“Nice to meet you too.” Gwen smiled, nodding right back and followed him. “I’m just glad I’m not the first one to be lost in these halls.” Gwen admitted, happy somebody knew where the room was and she didn’t have to wander aimlessly anymore.

[theagentsonofcoul]

Phil chuckled softly at her addition. She didn’t get it, but she was trying. That was a step in the right direction. Most people would have just ignored his little comment. “I’m told that studying under Banner is a great opportunity. He’s a good man.”

He lead her down the hall, then stopped before turning to make sure that she was still following. “You’ll get the hang of this place if you start working here. It’s not as complicated as it looks, I promise.”

[theagentsonofcoul]

Maria Hill:Do we have some sort of condensed... Reader's Digest index... of, well... all Captain America knowledge?

Nick Fury: We usually just use Coulson.

[theagentsonofcoul]

Morning Fuel || Open Starter

[rocketthatraccoon-deactivated20]

“Didn’t ask for nun of that anyway” Rocket shot the response to the man, a resident here in the building possibly? He wasn’t sure and whilst it wasn’t his job to know all the faces this one seemed abit more normal. Well minus the injuries he looked pretty normal but he’d long assumed this happened alot. Most of the time when it came to food and meals Rocket avoided the other residents of the building but he was sure he’d be able to raid the fridge unbothered. Hmm well he could always pick this guys brain. Humans were strange after all. “Who are you then?” he asks, not looking at the man but heading towards the fridge, oh he so hoped there were some sausage rolls left

[theagentsonofcoul]

When Phil had heard someone come into the kitchen, he hadn’t even looked over. He was expecting it to be one of the agents or interns around the building. However, when the other spoke with a voice he didn’t recognize, he glanced over and was greeted by the sight of a raccoon in the kitchen. A talking raccoon in little clothes, but an animal in the kitchen nonetheless.

He had to bite his tongue to stop from saying something rude. Did raccoons even have a concept of what was rude and what wasn’t? He didn’t really care to find out. As much as he disliked the idea of animals in the kitchen, this one might not completely count.

“Phil Coulson. I’m the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Are you going to introduce yourself before rummaging through the fridge?”

[theagentsonofcoul]

doctorbannerrp:

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“My instinct is to be mean to you.”.

Bruce blinks. Had he actually said that knowing Coulson was still in the room? Uh oh.

It wasn’t that he had a problem with the agent, Phil had been rather nice and respectful when he’d met him on the helicarrier during the Loki incident. Maybe it was the way he faked his own death or maybe it was just the agent vibe he gave off but the part of him that connected him to the Hulk seemed adamant that he didn’t like Phil Coulson. Not that Bruce ever let how Hulk feels influence his decisions or anything. So, ever since the agent could be found walking the halls of the tower, he tended to just avoid the other man completely. Nice going Banner, 10/10.

Phil was a little taken aback by what Bruce said. He had expected a bit of a negative reaction when it came out that he was still alive, but he had hoped that the team would be able to move past it. Still, if that’s what this was about, he could understand where the doctor was coming from. What had needed to happen had hardly been fair to the people left to think he was dead.

“Oh?” he finally asked, raising his brows. “Is that... Well, I’d hope that’s an instinct you’re not going to be acting on.” Annoyed or frustrated Banner was one thing. He was confident that he could handle that. Mean Banner, however... Who knew how that might go.

[stacyscienceextrodinaire-deacti]

Lost in the halls || Open

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Gwen felt more at ease with his more friendly demeanor than she had expected at first glance at the initial crash. She let him take the phone and looked around again, trying to make sure she wasn’t standing right in front of the room and didn’t know it. That would be very embarrassing.

Gwen had to admit she felt relief knowing she probably wasn’t the only person to get lost in the office. “Thank you so much! I’m Gwen, I didn’t catch your name.” She didn’t know if he was even going to offer his name. “I’m interviewing to intern here, if I haven’t said that before.”

[theagentsonofcoul]

It was good to see that she was calming down a little. She had seemed so worried when they first ran into each other and he was glad that his reassurances had helped to ease that. “Interning, huh? That’s a good way to start. If you get the job, we’ll have to get you a lanyard.” His little joke was probably only funny to him, but that’s just the way it went.

“I’m Director Coulson. It’s nice to meet you, Gwen.” He gave her a little nod, then started slowly down the hall again. “This way.”

[theagentsonofcoul]

Morning Fuel || Open Starter

Missing a hand was a strange thing to have to get used to. Phil hadn’t realized just how much he had taken for granted before. Driving, for example, was something he loved that he’d had to give up. Going out in Lola now involved sitting in the passenger seat and fretting over letting someone else drive. Needless to say, Lola didn’t get out on the road much anymore. Ties were another thing that had needed to change. He was having to relearn how to tie one with only one hand, so until it was to a point where he could make it look presentable without help, he had to be contented with clip-ons.

Something he hadn’t anticipated was just how much his morning routine of fixing a pot of coffee would change with a hand gone and his arm in a sling. He’d never really noticed just how much he did with his left hand until it wasn’t there anymore and he was forced to take everything step by step. It was frustrating when he was used to his morning routine going by quickly.

He had just set the coffee to brew and leaned back against the counter to wait impatiently when someone else stepped into the kitchen. “if you want coffee, you’ll have to wait,” he said, as if they wouldn’t be able to see that it wasn’t finished yet.

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Lost in the halls || Open

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Gwen could already tell by his outfit and his body language that this was a pretty important person. “Oh, yeah. I’m fine. Are you okay?” She didn’t want to even risk that this was her interviewer even though it turned out to be Banner himself. “Hey, do you know where this room is?” She held up the phone with the email opened up on it. “I’m pretty lost.” She sheepishly admitted.

[theagentsonofcoul]

Phil nodded, giving the girl a cheery little smile to show that there was no harm done. No sense in worrying the poor girl. “I’m alright, don’t worry,” he assured her. When she held up her phone, he dropped his hand from her arm so that he could take it and get a closer look at the listed room number.

“Yeah, it’s a pretty big place. I think everyone gets lost their first time here.” He handed the phone back and continued smiling at her. “I can show you the way, if you like. A bit of walking will be good for me and I can make sure you don’t get lost again.”

[stacyscienceextrodinaire-deacti]

Lost in the halls || Open

Gwen turned the hall again, it looked the same as the last time and the time before. She sighed and leaned against the wall and pulled out her phone to check the email again. Fuck. She thought to herself, knowing she probably wasn’t the first intern hopeful to get lost and will not be the last. She checked the room number of the passing rooms as she walked, even though she did it earlier. She was mentally preoccupied with the thought and fantasies of herself interning at S.H.I.E.L.D.

Think about it.  She thought to herself as she meandered down the hall, Myself as the assistant to the elusive Bruce Banner. Damn, that’s pretty important. She continued to look, hoping not to crash head on into somebody walking past, possibly her interviewer, that would suck completely. It would also probably ruin her chances to be the assistant to the elusive Bruce Banner, or whatever the internship was for, she was sure that was the one she was going for, that’s what the email said. She didn’t see somebody passing as she was locked away in her thoughts and collided into them, stepping back immediately. “I am so sorry!” She started to apologize, “I didn’t see you!”

[theagentsonofcoul]

It had been an almost surprisingly normal day. No fights. No threats. Nothing for him to overly worry about. A nice change of pace. Phil had spent most of the day in his office looking over a bit of paperwork, but it was time for a break. There was only so much paperwork one man could do before he needed to stretch his legs and refuel.

A quick walk to the break room was just the thing he needed. A cup of coffee, maybe a snack. There were donuts earlier. Maybe if he was lucky there would be some left, but he wasn’t counting on it. Food around here went startlingly quick. Still, he could hope. Preoccupied with his thoughts, he didn’t see the young woman approaching until they had collided. 

“It’s alright. I didn’t see you, either. You okay?” he asked, reaching out his hand to steady her. 

[howtodadwithphil]

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Agents of Shield characters+defining tropes: Phil Coulson

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