I am the Almighty Niburu, Objectifier of Men

I have a total god complex I live to objectify men ~Veteran Fic Reader~ Enthusiast of Hugh Jackman I'm like the Joan Rivers of shipping; irrelevant as fuck and foul mouthed, but really clever and fucking good at what I do

[mockingwillow]

[lycions]

x

[instant-oatmeal]

[robotfoot]

“Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.”

— John Waters

[applemelodies]

calling grown adult men “girl”

[tenderheartedbrat]

[akimojo]

Active suicide risks btw

[uinre]

FINAL FANTASY XIII (2009)

[apoorlyknitsweater]

[bruzum]

@theehorsepusssy

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[fitzg3rald]

im obsessed with this specific behind the scenes photo. dream blunt rotation tbh

[iphigeniacomplex]

this is the only picture of freud some people have ever seen and honestly WHAT a legacy. the old man bitchface the ash on the end of the cigar (how you know he’s legit) the watch chain the nasty little hand on hip sir your pussy???

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[hitokouji]

[infertilityidol]

*rolling up to freaky tim Hortons* yeah can I get an iced fap and a sausage fucjers wrap

[grindrbooks]

[stillmissing]

[pavlovsd0g]

sam’s head is too big but oh well