Loveable Loser @theamazingchickenman - Tumblr Blog

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!?!

"It was the Mild Gumming of 94, where grampa lost his dentures and thought he was a salamander. Like you do."

Tracey decided that Roy needs this too.

"But you need to be a lampwizard to wizard up those lamps."

*dabs to confuse squirrels from 2018*

2025 will be our comeback year.

We're not dead, just resting.

RIP Bob Lampwizard.

This is the happiest day of my life.

Twelve years ago I was ready to kill myself.

Then I met her.

Everything changed.

I found purpose, I found hope, I found love.

And now, even if just for a moment, I've never been happier.

So hey, just got married

Marriage in two weeks to the day. I'm not nervous, YOU'RE nervous.

"Marty! You've got to come back with me! Back...to the store, I forgot banana bread."

Holy shit a I'm getting married in exactly a month

"Be like a Fruit Roll-Up."

You and Earthworm Jim should join a fighting tournament.

"I eat worms, he has a gun. Seems like a decent match-up."

When I was seven, I accidentally sat on a banana. That changed my life forever...

"How unappeeling!"

Hey man! *hands him a slice of cake* My b-day was last week..but I still have plenty of cake!

"Oh crap, my face has been caught in the radiator for six months. Lemme go fix this."

He goes back in time to Creeper's birthday and gifts him a radiator.

"I found a carrot!"

"Amazing, sensational even! Is it a nice one?"

"It hasn't tried to steal me Lucky Charms, so thats pretty nice!"

Been busy, no time for Chicken Man lately.

Moved to a different department at my contract job.

Earned my Fraud Examiner certification.

Lost 20 pounds.

And I'm getting married in a month.

Won't be especially active for awhile unless the occasional mood strikes me.

Once the dust settles, I'll be drawing a lot more, methinks.

Still love you guys.

Loveable Loser