I will honor Christmas, and try to keep it all the year! I will live my life in the past, the present and the future. I will not shut out the lessons the spirits have taught me!
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
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I will honor Christmas, and try to keep it all the year! I will live my life in the past, the present and the future. I will not shut out the lessons the spirits have taught me!
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
MENTAL ILLNESS APPS. ONE REBLOG COULD HELP OR EVEN SAVE SOMEONE.
These are all iPhone apps. I have no idea which are available on other phones.
Give some comfort and get some comfort..
comfort spot
Meditation is so healthy for you. No matter who you are. I can’t sleep unless there’s a guided meditation playing.
GPS4Soul
Headspace
Calm
Relax & Rest
Take a Break
Anxiety Free
Breathe2Relax
Relax Lite
Smiling Mind
The Quiet Place
Noise machines for those nights that you can’t hear anything but your mind..
Sleep Pillow
Relax Melodies
Journaling apps for on the go feelings that won’t leave you alone
Mood Journal
GratitudeDiary
TherapyBuddy
Everyday
PTSD patients
Reach Out
PTSD Coach
Mood Trackers that actually work and don’t suck like most
Optimism
Rise Up
For when you’re so anxious you can’t make eye contact with anyone. (trust me I get it.)
MindShift
Thisissand
When suicidal thoughts are strong, but you can’t seem to tell anyone for find any help.
ReliefLink
Hello Cruel World
Ask
Positive affirmations/reminders you’re amazing
Daily Recovery
Inspirations
Today’s Step
Affirmations
Flatter Me!
I hope this helps at least one person.. I know it sure as hell helps me. I’m sorry you’re struggling. I love you.
I love you guys! I want you all to feel loved and safe!
comfort spot doesn’t work anymore sadly, it was one of my favorite apps.
I have any to add except for Calm Harm, which helps with self harm urges
here’s the apps from this list that are available for android:
Meditation:
Headspace: Meditation & Mindfullness
Calm - Meditate, sleep, relax
Relax and Rest Meditations
Take a Break
Breathe2relax
Relax Lite: Stress Relief
Smiling Mind
The Quiet Place
White Noise:
Relax Melodies (one of my personal favorites)
Journaling:
Therapy Buddy
Daylio - Diary, Journal, Mood Tracker
PTSD:
Reachout
PTSD coach
Anxiety:
Mindshift
thisissand
I couldn’t find any of the suicide apps. Most of the positivity apps are there and there’s a bunch more if you search for any one of the one’s on the list
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Gottem!
i went to fact check this and he literally is
fuck them up philip
18 year old Regulus Black willingly drinks a torture potion and dies alone in a cave so that some day, someone will be able to defeat Voldemort.
Horace Slughorn (albeit reluctantly) shows Harry a part of his past he’s kept hidden for years, even from himself, which is a key part of defeating Voldemort.
Narcissa Malfoy looks Voldemort, a man who is not only notoriously evil but also has the ability to READ MINDS, right in the eye and lies to him for the chance to save her son.
Andromeda Tonks’ entire family is killed at the hand of her own sister and some other death eaters and she still finds the strength to go on and be a guardian to her orphaned grandchild.
But Severus Friendzone Snape, that’s the “brave Slytherin” Harry chooses to name his kid after. Ok, sure.
Raise a glass for Slytherin heroes
I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!
Everything in life is better now
no one eats blueberries faster…
My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep
Not to be dramatic but John Mulaney saying “every time I walk down the street, I need everyone, all the time, to like me so much–its exhausting” is quite literally my biography and I’m shocked he knows so much about me
Source.
To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!
Witches and Wizards across the United Kingdom, October 31st, 1981 (via nevillefrank)
Pumpkin Pie Bubble Bars by Mai Asker on Etsy
Crowns and Halos by Cara Trinder on Etsy
☪Marble Palace was built in 1835 by Raja Rajendra Mullick
My friend told me a story he hadn’t told anyone for years. When he used to tell it years ago people would laugh and say, ‘Who’d believe that? How can that be true? That’s daft.’ So he didn’t tell it again for ages. But for some reason, last night, he knew it would be just the kind of story I would love. When he was a kid, he said, they didn’t use the word autism, they just said ‘shy’, or ‘isn’t very good at being around strangers or lots of people.’ But that’s what he was, and is, and he doesn’t mind telling anyone. It’s just a matter of fact with him, and sometimes it makes him sound a little and act different, but that’s okay. Anyway, when he was a kid it was the middle of the 1980s and they were still saying ‘shy’ or ‘withdrawn’ rather than ‘autistic’. He went to London with his mother to see a special screening of a new film he really loved. He must have won a competition or something, I think. Some of the details he can’t quite remember, but he thinks it must have been London they went to, and the film…! Well, the film is one of my all-time favourites, too. It’s a dark, mysterious fantasy movie. Every single frame is crammed with puppets and goblins. There are silly songs and a goblin king who wears clingy silver tights and who kidnaps a baby and this is what kickstarts the whole adventure. It was ‘Labyrinth’, of course, and the star was David Bowie, and he was there to meet the children who had come to see this special screening. ‘I met David Bowie once,’ was the thing that my friend said, that caught my attention. ‘You did? When was this?’ I was amazed, and surprised, too, at the casual way he brought this revelation out. Almost anyone else I know would have told the tale a million times already. He seemed surprised I would want to know, and he told me the whole thing, all out of order, and I eked the details out of him. He told the story as if it was he’d been on an adventure back then, and he wasn’t quite allowed to tell the story. Like there was a pact, or a magic spell surrounding it. As if something profound and peculiar would occur if he broke the confidence. It was thirty years ago and all us kids who’d loved Labyrinth then, and who still love it now, are all middle-aged. Saddest of all, the Goblin King is dead. Does the magic still exist? I asked him what happened on his adventure. ‘I was withdrawn, more withdrawn than the other kids. We all got a signed poster. Because I was so shy, they put me in a separate room, to one side, and so I got to meet him alone. He’d heard I was shy and it was his idea. He spent thirty minutes with me. ‘He gave me this mask. This one. Look. ‘He said: ‘This is an invisible mask, you see? ‘He took it off his own face and looked around like he was scared and uncomfortable all of a sudden. He passed me his invisible mask. ‘Put it on,’ he told me. ‘It’s magic.’ ‘And so I did. ‘Then he told me, ‘I always feel afraid, just the same as you. But I wear this mask every single day. And it doesn’t take the fear away, but it makes it feel a bit better. I feel brave enough then to face the whole world and all the people. And now you will, too. ‘I sat there in his magic mask, looking through the eyes at David Bowie and it was true, I did feel better. ‘Then I watched as he made another magic mask. He spun it out of thin air, out of nothing at all. He finished it and smiled and then he put it on. And he looked so relieved and pleased. He smiled at me. ‘'Now we’ve both got invisible masks. We can both see through them perfectly well and no one would know we’re even wearing them,’ he said. ‘So, I felt incredibly comfortable. It was the first time I felt safe in my whole life. ‘It was magic. He was a wizard. He was a goblin king, grinning at me. ‘I still keep the mask, of course. This is it, now. Look.’ I kept asking my friend questions, amazed by his story. I loved it and wanted all the details. How many other kids? Did they have puppets from the film there, as well? What was David Bowie wearing? I imagined him in his lilac suit from Live Aid. Or maybe he was dressed as the Goblin King in lacy ruffles and cobwebs and glitter. What was the last thing he said to you, when you had to say goodbye? ‘David Bowie said, ‘I’m always afraid as well. But this is how you can feel brave in the world.’ And then it was over. I’ve never forgotten it. And years later I cried when I heard he had passed.’ My friend was surprised I was delighted by this tale. ‘The normal reaction is: that’s just a stupid story. Fancy believing in an invisible mask.’ But I do. I really believe in it. And it’s the best story I’ve heard all year.
Paul Magrs (via yourfluffiestnightmare)
Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.
However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.
All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.
And the disappointment that followed, like damn all these centuries I thought I was a sexy edge lord.
Check out the adventure at http://www.maximumfun.org/shows/adventure-zone?page=2
Amazing work of our returning champion, Klarg, from Andrew Soman!
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