The Archiv- The Antichrist.

!LOOK AT PINNED! Jonathan Sims, Timothy Stoker extraordinar.

[kozmozzarella]

but your jonor i don't wannaaauhhhh

@thearchivtheantichrist

[thearchivtheantichrist]

”his hair wouldn’t grow that long that fast” better question, is your name Alice daisy tonner because you’re obviously a cop

[gangrelgimmick]

(watching the odyssey movie) this is great but when does Ashes O'Reilly show up

[thearchivtheantichrist]

can’t believe Odysseus shot the toy soldier like that

[number1wifemisser]

Born too late to go to a mechanisms concert, born too early to serve in the campaign against the moon Kaiser, born just in time to be really fucking gay for Jessica law

[thearchivtheantichrist]

Did you hear that the toy soldier plays Jessica Law? I was shocked too

[starlightandtears]

Wow wtf HIV/AIDS was discovered by Flossie Wong-Staal, an Chinese-American woman, and she’s the reason the HIV test even exists. AND THEN she invented the molecular knife that lead to treatments for HIV/AIDS. And she’s STILL ALIVE. We don’t hear about the contributions of Women of Color enough, my word. Madness.

[vodcar]

Flossie Wong-Staal - Wikipedia

Flossie Wong-Staal - Wikipedia

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flossie_Wong-Staal

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

you can always tell a major breakthrough is made by a woman, a woc or any poc because it’s either completely ignored or never credited like it just happened by itself

[checkyourasianbias]

colored pictures of wong-staal, who died in 2020 at the age of 73

[vortmort]

tma is in the modern age. Meaning there is no doubt that avatars use the internet ( depending on their ability to access it). Which opens the possibly to there being a section of the internet surrounding avatar controversies, avatar group chats, avatar self care guides, etc.

All this to say it's extremely funny to think about a fear destroying another fear's ritual and an avatar making a call out post about it.

[thearchivtheantichrist]

In EXTRA modern Aus (aka: 2024+) its even easier to imagine this . avatars would be twitter WARRIORS right now.

[thearchivtheantichrist]

i have to like more tma characters. Im not deranged enough. I cant only go into a speil about the main 4. I need to get unhealthily obsessed with more, Naomi Herne, Lynne Hammond, Elias bouchard. Every Lukas Besides Peter…. I need to…..

[thearchivtheantichrist]

I MISS MY FRIENDS….I MISS MY FRIENDS A LOT.

Jonah magnus in Elias Bouchards body: And why does this affect me?

I MISS THEM SO MUCH, .…CAN YOU TELL ME HOW THEYRE DOING?

Jonah magnus in Elias Bouchards body: no

FUCKKKKKKK

[thejontimarchives]

This is an headcanon/askblog for the TMA ship “Jontim” !

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Askbox: 0

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THE RULES::

No heavy gore art

no nsfw art/asks

no T.R.A.S.H,

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Additionally, alongside headcanons, you can send scenarios and writing snippets. Long asks are encouraged, as well as asking the mod (me!!hi!) for their HCs !

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THE OWNER

Hai my name is Jon/Reverie, i suggest using mod —”name” so as to not cause any confusion. My pronouns are He/they/it. I've been a Jontim fanatic for 2-ish years now !

[dulledtalons]

did anyone see in remount when hidgens uses alexa to dim the lights, charlotte is genuinely impressed by the feat, and so excited about it that she taps sam’s knee to try and get him to wake up and see the lights dim. and when hidgens brightens the lights again she applauds him for the show. and after the blue shit drops onto the ground and hidgens is looking for where it went, she points out where it is for him (and jaime does this in a way that’s still in-character by doing a small point to where the slime fell). charlotte. charlotte. charlotte please a nightmare time story about you. pleaseeee

[thearchivtheantichrist]

Should i make a blog dedicated to jontim/ships with jontim…

[thevoidspeakz]

jon gets a lot of shit for being rude to statement givers but like. im gonna be so honest rn.

you make your way to this institute. BY CHOICE. you walk into MY office. you laugh about MY tape recorder. you make it very clear that you think we're a bunch of incompetent morons and are incredibly petty about the institute's reputation — which, YES, is BAD for GOOD REASON but your BITCHASS is still here SITTING IN MY OFFICE and MAKING IT MY PROBLEM.

man FUCK you AND your statement. i'd be telling people to eat shit so often Jonah would have to figure out how to fire my ass. GO TALK TO A GODDAMN SHRINK

[thearchivtheantichrist]

its always so confusing when people walk in and when the Archival & Research Institute Worker goes “Hm yes we’ll be archiving it and doing research.” they go “wow….i dont know what i expected…” like ok neither do i what the fuck DID you expect from THE ARCHIVE where we take your shit. This is not your psychology appointment pal its not our job to validate you your crazy ass just decided to pop in

[need-more-teaholding]

My head cannon which member of the archives would romance which Baldur's Gate 3 character:

Martin - Gale

Jon - nobody

Tim - Karlach

Sasha - Lae'zel

[thearchivtheantichrist]

Jon would accidentally start Gale’s romance route because he likes how smart he appears to be so he interacts with him more.

[thearchivtheantichrist]

HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW HADESTIWN OHHHH MH GIDDDDD OHHH MY GODDD OH MY GODDDD

[thearchivtheantichrist]

promoting my TMA RP accounts on main please send asks I’m askless….magic anons allowed, angsty anons, lore guys, guys prepared to ask the “favourite soup?” Questions please💔

@tinytimstoker

@jsims-archival-department

[thearchivtheantichrist]

Thank you everyone…….🥹

[thearchivtheantichrist]

promoting my TMA RP accounts on main please send asks I’m askless….magic anons allowed, angsty anons, lore guys, guys prepared to ask the “favourite soup?” Questions please💔

@tinytimstoker

@jsims-archival-department

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid