Cat Scratch Fever

I'm Melissa, my blog is 90% cats if that's what you're in to.

[hesgaypetra]

[alemicihan]

[oockitty]

The immortals are getting bold.

[mycroftrh]

One of those is… Weird Al…

[kryptonians]

If anyone is nigh immortal it’s Weird Al Yankovic

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

I’m forgetting this thing in English again and Google isn’t helping

[restlesslywanderwithme]

I can help. Try & describe it.

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

Dirt noodle. Breakdances when touched and or exposed to sunlight

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

…. a worm ?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

OH, WORM??

[killin-the-machine]

[theadventuresofwatson]

He really hates car rides

[babygoatsandfriends]

*upset alpaca sounds*

[thatsthat24]

PROTECT HIM

[kaijufluffs]

This fuzzy kazoo is very concerned. :(

[aishwaryaaraiii]

Teuta Matoshi Duriqi

[thearistocat]

I just feel so stuck right now, and it’s my own damn fault.

[thearistocat]

I am a legit fuck up at work like 98% of the time 🙃🙃

[thearistocat]

Hello, my name is Melissa and I’m horrible at taking social queues & will continue to unknowningly escalate situations until otherwise noted 🙃🙃

[avoidantrunnerfive]

“i can’t go downstairs, there are people there” sounds like a completely logical statement until you try to explain it to someone who doesn’t have any kind of anxiety

[princesstigerbelle]

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

[princesstigerbelle]

I can’t believe I forgot the best one

[partytilfajr]

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

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[kingbunbuns]

Bakugo knows how to flirt

Kiribaku = the more flustered they are, the more action lines there are

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BhzNYT4FUOb/

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[regentcouture]

[thefreshpawofeorzea]

@aetherochemistry