100%Man. 100%Woman. 100%Bitch.

~~~~~Marly~26~bisexual~#1 Memer~~~~~ ~~~~He/Him and She/Her~ENFP~TransMasc~~~~ ~~~~gay married to @topmemecoordinator~~~~ ~~~~~~~~NO BOOT LICKERS~~~~~~~ ~~libertarians you have betrayed me for the last time, die by my blade~~ YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[girldog]

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

[shape-shifting-trickster]

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

[eraserheadadult]

meeting a couple who is into puppy play but it becomes increasingly clear they are pretending to be shaggy & scooby doo

[eraserheadadult]

theyre always getting into hijinks eating big sandwich and jumping into each others arms when they see a ghost. i think it’s a sex thing but i don’t even know anymore

[typenull]

Anorith tribute

[ottermatopoeia]

Most sexual motherfucker in Hoenn

[jaubaius]

[aeforvirra]

Aw he’s just looking for love

[oarfjsh]

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

[phantomrose96]

My two greatest fears are permanence and change

[phantomrose96]

Wait I forgot about the strong as fuck ice mummy

[weirdcatlive]

[puyopuyo]

i’m gonna cry one of these knuckles stage hint monitors in sonic adventure 2 just said “white family.”

[puyopuyo]

[puyopuyo]

[hog-zone]

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[excitementshewrote]

[circumgutter]

[byjove]

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

[byjove]

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

[byjove]

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

[byjove]

I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.

[femmmie]

My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.

[lucisthings6]

My grandmother confessed on her death bed that:

Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends

The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers

They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry

Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them

The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession 😂

[polyamorousmood]

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[hahawasabi-deactivated20250604]

[mechamothgirl]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

[gimmick-thief]

[entity56]

[katieaki]

if you were to crucify Lowly Worm, would you do it like this or like this?

[cineshemp]

oops I did it again

[kissdemons]

the phrase "contact your senator" is a bit like "pray to god for help"

[kissdemons]

[abalidoth]

You've never been a member of a megachurch, I take it.

[nature-travel-photography]

A drone captures an elephant herd sleeping while migrating across China. - Author: kooneecheewah on Reddit

[dioskailacs]

sleep with mama