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Broke: Giovanni is Ash's father

Woke: Giovanni has mistakenly believed Ash was his hookup mistake for like a decade and is about to get the surprise of the century seeing that not only are they not related, but the employee he fired a few years ago for being too stupid is now living with him and being a more active father than he was

m0ssydraws

Showing up to the dungeon all puffed up and scared

ruporas

don’t worry about me. goodbye, big brother

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

dreamerwriternstargazer

I’m getting genuinely emotional y’all don’t understand how ISOLATING it can be when cultural dress for most other Asian countries are popular and represented and Filipino clothing barely is, LET ALONE PRE-COLONIAL?!

I- 🥹

I hope to find the time and energy to fulfil my dream of making the clothes and dressing like this

thestuffedalligator

For the past few months I’ve been working on a gothic/folk horror D&D campaign setting based on European fairy tales.

The heiress wereboar daughter of the Three Little Pigs is having an illicit affair with the nephew of the Frog Prince and I want to see how long it takes my party to realize that it’s just Miss Piggy and Kermit

one-time-i-dreamt

niullum-deactivated20210410

El negro Matapacos (black cop killer) was a symbol of fight and hope in the social protests we had last year. He was a stray who marched with the people and defended them from authorities.

He is Chile’s most beloved protest dog.

Here are some murals honoring him from different cities across the country

they even made a statue

thebeardyme

and the government via the police pigs have tried destroying murals, symbols, even that giant matapacos statue THREE TIMES but his spirit carries on.

3liza

ok i finally understand where gen z gays on tumblr are getting insane ideas like "marriage equality was a waste of time and only of interest to rich white cis gays who wanted respectability" and "bob iger is pro-gay". it was fucking james somerton this whole time. "american GIs joined the european front purely out of envy for nazi bodybuilding" <<<< actual thing he said seriously in a video. and people were just like "yup sounds good" ?????

3liza

i was going to just edit this into my tags because it was an afterthought but its important enough im going to make a whole reblog:

i had literally never heard of james somerton before this whole thing. he apparently has an audience primarily of young queers who, through no fault of their own!!!!!! do not have the life experience yet to immediately clock this as bullshit. somerton is NOT unusual. people make shit videos about everything, even subjects that are much more recent and much less important than the history of gay survival. PLEASE assume everything you hear from youtube essayists in nonsense until you double check it. i mean everything. "ultimate creepypasta iceberg explained"? 9/10 of that type of video is just. bullshit. made up.

PLEASE talk to older people. talk to people who are older than 40 and 50. the 20th century was not a long time ago, there are tens of thousands of people on this very website who were in their 20s, or older, on 9/11. ask them why marriage equality was important to the AIDS movement. ask them what their parents told them about the 1960s. ask them if "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" was considered shockingly sexual and improprietous when it was released IN NINETEEN SIXTY-THREE (another somerton claim that is so insane i cant even start to explain how angry it makes me).

and even more recent, smaller, stupider stuff! we were there when Slenderman was posted on Something Awful the first time. we know the full name and twitter handle of the guy who invented Smiledog.jpg. we know what the first SCP was and where and when it was posted. we know what "based" means and its entire etymology. we were there. just ask. these people are LYING TO YOU, because theyre making tens of thousands of dollars telling you bullshit that can be disproven with one trip to wikipedia. i sort of get it but i sort of dont, because im not a piece of shit!

jelloapocalypse

Just because someone sounds like they know what they're talking about does not mean they do. Just because someone has consumed a lot of media does not mean they always understand it. Always hold onto a small amount of skepticism until you've investigated something yourself.

kosmogrl

qalbtalk-deactivated20231105

“…use things to have good days.”

narcissistcookbook

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

enki2

melgillman

A four page comic about drawing, drawn for the Portland Public Library's newest exhibit, "Why We Make Comics: Reflections on Storytelling".

If you live in Portland ME, you can see this comic, as well as three others drawn by Isabella Rotman, Caroline Hu, and Liz Prince, on display from October 6th to December 31 at the library!

hawkpartys

i love you wasps i love you flies i love you beetles i love you moths i love you non-bee pollinators i love you "uncharismatic" organisms who nonetheless carry our ecosystem on your backs

hawkpartys

turing-tested

what else does this fish suggest

ratstuckinamarble

Very interested thanks for sharing ๑ï (<- snail of excitement)

redwolf17

🙃 Regular reminder that while Hozier has amazing love songs, he is ALSO very outspoken about his leftist politics, specifically anti-fascism, anti-racism, reproductive rights, Palestinian rights and more.

Take Me To Church and Foreigner’s God are scathing critiques of organized religion, specifically the Catholic Church.

Moment’s Silence is about oral sex but it’s ALSO about how that specific sexual act is often distorted to a show of power rather than that of love.

Nina Cried Power is an homage to various civil rights activists from the US and Ireland and a call to follow their path.

Be specifically criticizes anti-migrant policies and Trump and his ilk.

Jackboot Jump is about the global wave of fascism.

Swan Upon Leda is about reproductive rights and the violent colonial oppression of Ireland and Palestine.

Eat Your Young is about the ruinous way the 1%/capitalism prioritizes short-term profit over everything else to the detriment of the youth/99%.

Butchered Tongue is about Irish and other indigenous languages being suppressed and erased by imperial powers.

If any of the above surprised you, please, please delve deeper into Hozier’s music, you’re missing such an important part of his work.

redwolf17

Thanks, ⬆️ is a much better explanation of Foreigner’s God than my off the cuff mention

jbt7493

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

bumblebeebats

I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot