The Asian Hobbit

'93 . M'sian . Pastafarian . Always On an Adventure 

[porterr-robinson]

[vladthelordofdoomandpancakes]

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

[davidxn]

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

[catchymemes]

[hamburgeroisie]

I deadass thought this was 3 Star Wars movies

[metalgirlysolid]

its called Color Theory and we been knew. “Art is subjective” but there are certain “rules” you can follow to make things more appealing in a subconscious/subliminal kind of way.

once you see it, you cant unsee it.

[greenvelvetchaise]

I can’t believe there are only 9 movies

[aleatorietadellesistenza]

There are only 9 genders and they are:

Orange and blue action hero

Red dress damsel

Foggy straight couple

Lone guy with sword

Couple leaning on eachother

Eye

Blurry thriller Cop

Sexy Legs™

Orange and black action hero

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

Chumby

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

God theyre just so chumby

[blue--folder]

Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

the thrilling sequel

[asimovsideburns]

[kaijuno]

What white person did this I just wanna talk

[arospacecase-moved]

[ID: an option on a screen for “plain sushi,” which is just balls of rice. it costs $2.30. /END ID]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

None sushi with left beef.

[guerrillatech]

[methoxydimethyltryptamine-deact]

Girl’s night out (of body experience)

[methoxydimethyltryptamine-deact]

Girl’s night out (of body experience)

[willow]

me: queen of having had enough 

[deathgripsforcutie]

[catasters]

[thebootydiaries]

Child: mommy I'm sick

Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING

child: but mommy I've been throwing up

Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

[bandtshirt]

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[menifee901-deactivated20170704]