Tess Volkov

27 Years Old | Spiritual Consultant | Witch“I am not scared of the act of dying. What I fear is that I have yet to truly live.”

[tennismacinlouboutins]

Then you’re not doing it correctly. 

[theaspiringwolf]

Oh? You've never had anyone react badly?

[hbceliana]

Maybe I’ll just leave then, leave you all on your lonesome with a cigarette. An absolutely admirable image.

[theaspiringwolf]

You could always stay, myshka. It's up to you.

[gunnardown]

Part of the job. Are you straight? 

[theaspiringwolf]

Yes, I'm fine. Thank you so much. If you see a man bleeding from his eyes, feel free to send him away.

[generaleigh]

Have you done somethin’ worth rememberin’?

[theaspiringwolf]

Apparently not.

[demoninsideandout]

See something you like, sweetheart? 

[theaspiringwolf]

Just admiring the artwork. They're very impressive.

[calbrimms-deactivated20140926]

I consider many things fun. Unfortunately, I haven’t found it in quite some time. That’s one of the downsides of eternity, I suppose—things become rather monotonous. [He merely smirked at her scolding look.] Of course, I can’t complain. [His hand traced slowly up her arm.] While your beautiful body will wither away, I’ll remain. Such a waste too.

[theaspiringwolf]

[Tess leaned away, giving Cal a look.] Pity. Mily, you were doing so well. Perhaps the next time you try and woo a woman, refrain from mentioning that her beauty will fade. [She ran a finger down his jawline.] It's a real turn off. It seems an eternity has made you a bit rusty in speaking to women.

[urrejtje]

[demoninsideandout]

You’re pardoned. 

[theaspiringwolf]

[Tess looked the man over and was almost admiring the delicate work on his skin.] Damn.

[generaleigh]

Didn’t you just imply that you didn’t want to be bothered? 

[theaspiringwolf]

No, of course I don't want to be bothered. It's a shame you don't remember me.

[tennismacinlouboutins]

Insult them. That usually gets people to scatter.

[theaspiringwolf]

Not always. Sometimes, they get riled up and want to fight.

[gunnardown]

Point them out. I’ll handle it. 

[theaspiringwolf]

No, no... It's fine. I handled it. Thank you though.

[generaleigh]

Don’t know you. Can guarantee that won’t happen. 

[theaspiringwolf]

That's a shame.

[hbceliana]

To quote the most annoying teachers on the planet: I don’t know, can you?

[theaspiringwolf]

God, I hated those teachers... but yes. I should be entitled to it.

[demoninsideandout]

You ain’t the only one trying to smoke.

[theaspiringwolf]

Pardon me for being a little bit grouchy, mily.

[theaspiringwolf]

generaleigh replied:

Someone buggin’ you?

Many people have actually, hoping that you won't be one of them.

[theaspiringwolf]

tennismacinlouboutins replied:

Never. No.

In chaos then.

[theaspiringwolf]

gunnardown replied:

Is there a problem, lass?

Not particularly, but my patience is wearing thin... I just don't understand why my smoking would make drunkards think I want them to grope my ass.