Astrology

Kevin - Sagittarius/Aquarius Zoe - Cancer/Pisces ASK US ANYTHING!!!!

[passionatemango]

stop checking his zodiac he prob don’t even know urs

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What I hear the signs say way too much

ARIES: I’m sooooo busy.

TAURUS: Let’s eat candy!

GEMINI: I feel like I talk too much *continues talking*

CANCER: I don’t know why I just did that.

LEO: I like that. (seriously you say you like everything shut up)

VIRGO: I almost died!

LIBRA: Are you sure?

SCORPIO: I KNEW IT!!1!!

SAGITTARIUS: *says some random shit no one understands*

CAPRICORN: I have so much to do.

AQUARIUS: I’m so good at this!

PISCES: I’m so bad at this!

-Zoe

[oddastrology]

the "i want to go on an adventure, i just lack the motivation" squad

taurus, gemini, leo, scorpio, aquarius, pisces

[astral-obscura]

Ophiuchus is real. Stop saying it’s a lie. It exists. The only lie here is that it supposedly changes the Western Zodiac. It doesn’t. It’s a constellation, and Western astrology does not base the Zodiac on constellations; our Zodiac is based on seasons/solstices. Vedic/traditional astrology bases the Zodiac on constellations. I don’t know if Ophiuchus affects that practice because I’m not part of the community, but you can’t say Ophiuchus doesn’t exist because if it didn’t, why would you even be talking about it? It’s real, but irrelevant. It’s real, but meaningless to us. It’s real, but it doesn’t change anything.

[fauxastrology]

the “am I the only one?” squad

cancer, leo, aquarius, pisces 

[electrastrology]

touch me with words, caress me with verbs

GEMINI, virgo, capricorn, aquarius

[its-astrologyy]

I regret opening up to some people; they didn’t deserve to know me like that.

Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

(Quote by: lesson to learn: don’t be too trusting)

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Jk I was delusional this blog will not be super active I actually have a life that takes up all my time

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What I love about Cancers

That we can still stand strong while have cancer as our name and 69 as our sign. 😂 Okay in all seriousness, I love that cancers are very helpful when things get tough. Their empathy is beautiful.

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What I love about Gemini

You guys are my favourite people to talk to. I love your brains and how you think.

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K I just realized why haven't I called myself zoediac I have missed an opportunity -Zoe

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What I love about Taurus

Such amazing friends and just people to talk to in general

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What are your thoughts on a Virgo sun cap moon with Leo mars, Venus and mercury?

Damn you’ve got a lot of Leo. You sound like a hardworker for sure and are definitely gorgeous. Your placements actually sound pretty awesome we’d probably be friends😉😝

-Zoe

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What I love about Aries

They're fighters and always get the job done

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I'm a Pisces sun, sag moon, gem rising f with a HUGE crush on a Gemini... Any advice?

I too am a masochist with a crush on a Gemini😫 aha anyways, geminis are amazing! And all they want is someone they can talk to. Not only a listener but also someone who can hold a conversation. My advice for you is just plainly talk to them, joke around with them, don’t be too serious. If it’s meant to happen it will so let things work themself out😉 best of luck! -Zoe

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How I know the signs

Alright to kick off the new active blog, let's talk about the signs and how I know them ARIES: she sure is firery. Stubborn and has a hot temper, not the most patient. Weirdly selfless though and wants to make everyone around her happy. Definitely doesn't love sharing though, and is a bit closed off when it comes around to emotions. She's a fighter, takes on whatever life throws. TAURUS: she's an adorable fluff ball. Like a puppy she's just stub long through life. Friends and family are most important to her, she's a caring soul and cares deeply for the ones around her. A movie enthusiast and a 'will spend an entire day cuddled up in blankets' type. GEMINI: A light in the darkness. She's an optimist with no boundaries. She lives to make people laugh and is good at it. Funny as heck and the whole world knows it. Picky about who she truly let's in but will talk to just about anyone, and she will talk your ear off. She's got a lot to say and the world needs to hear her voice. CANCER: she's the girl who talks to you when she finds out you're the new kid. Tries to make you as comfortable as possible because she knows how awful it is to feel uncomfortable. She's "friends" with everyone but only keeps a few in her circle. She is passionate and secretive and lives life her own way. LEO: the pretty, skinny, popular girl that everyone knows. She seems sweet on the outside but is as dramatic as les miserable. Appearance is everything to her wether it's herself or her feed. Loves animals and kids, genuinely enjoys makeup. She is a lover of the arts and though she's tried them all she's mostly an observer and enjoyer. VIRGO: upbeat and ready to party. Is down to joke around or have an insanely deep conversation about life. A people person and pleaser and thoroughly enjoys the company of others. Cares way too much about what everyone else thinks though. LIBRA: the cool kid who seems to do it effortlessly but actually tries really hard. Deep thinker and dreamer. Has strong opinions about things but doesn't like to be too strong about them. Calm and orderly is their thing, but that doesn't mean they don't like to have fun. Not so slightly obsessed with themself. SCORPIO: he likes to fuck with people's lives. He's arrogant and full of himself but also pretty chill and funny. Likes to seem like he doesn't take life seriously but actually high-key does. Definitely has done more than one drug. Very confusing and loves to fight. Like fighting people is his favourite thing. SAGITTARIUS: floaty and living life for his passion. His ideas are often crazy but he's crazy enough to do them and they work out. Life is lived by risks he's taken and he's come out successful. An incredible artist and person. Very happy and optimistic. CAPRICORN: she's a perfectionist. Nothing she does or anyone else will do will ever be perfect enough for her. She constantly is setting goals for herself and forcing herself to achieve them. She constantly is wanting something better of herself and as an effect of that she does well in school and in general life. AQUARIUS: the stupid girl in class that somehow manages straight A's. She doesn't care what people think of her and is also very floaty. Likes to fight and discuss opinions, is very liberal and loves new ideas. Irrational though and often materialistic. PISCES: a sweetheart and generally wishes the best for everyone. An amazing friend. Though he is a bit odd everyone seems to like him and he likes everyone else. Wants to be friends with everyone and have them all like him. Super nice and caring.

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PLEASE READ

okay so I don't know if anyone is still active on this blog other than me because it's been a while. I just wanna say that I will answer any questions you got and I want to start to make this blog active again! (Literally anything btw) I've spent a lot of time over the past few months doing a lot of research and learning a lot about astrology and I am ready! -Zoe