Idek know at this point. Theo THE theatrical

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[theathetheatrical]

You don't have to be scared okay, just massage me on my signal number 1-(919)-603-8722

Now I'm even more scared

[wiimotion]

How it feels to settle into bed and close my eyes and return to the totally made-up scenario I was last engrossed in

[theathetheatrical]

This is Mr Elon the C.E.O of Tesla, I actually saw your comment and I wish to know you better.

I'm scared

[allmightyscroll-art]

Random Au idea; Miraculously, the Blip-A crew survive, but at the cost of their travel time, making it so they arrive at Tau Ceti around the same time as the Hail Mary. (Don't think too hard about it)

Grace now gets regularly hassled by many Eridians, all of whom can hold multiple conversations at once, unlike him.

Naturally, opinions about the local wet organful thang Tau Ceti dragged in are varied

[pipshinwhatever]

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[pyrexin]

Original post is gone so hanging this on my wall

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[homunculus-argument]

In order to put some sort of a limit to my uncontrollable habit of inhaling hummus at financially unfortunate speeds, I decided I'm going to get bell peppers and use the hummus as vegetable dip. So for every jar of hummus I eat, I'm going to have to chop a vegetable, and will also have to eat a vegetable. And it works, which I find supremely annoying. And just as I'm chopping my second pepper of the day, a mockingly sing-song voice in my head goes

Oooh, look at me, I am mr. Fancypants, my hummus spoon is a ~vegetable~

And first and foreremost I have to ask myself why the hell is my internal narration voiced by Homer Simpson.

[andrewrnease]

I'm... I'm not going to lie, here: I'm a little disturbed by the implication that you weren't dipping anything in the hummus and were just eating whole containers with a spoon like pudding cups.

[homunculus-argument]

I was.

[theathetheatrical]

Are we really suprised tho? I mean this IS the instant spoiled milk inventer

[dimorisik-indapitt]

If I were suicidal and someone said "this place will survive without you" I'd be pulling that trigger so quick

[theathetheatrical]

My cat died this morning, I don't know what to do

[theathetheatrical]

Why is the tmublr T green?

[theathetheatrical]

HOLY FUCK

[theathetheatrical]

Why is the tmublr T green?

[thelaurenshippen]

[stqff]

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