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When I teach theater in my future, and I have to tell students to not try to "Fake Cry", I am going to refer to it as "The Amber Heard"

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Wicked in a nutshell:

Other characters: *Does something not great*

Other characters: If Elphaba didn’t exist none of this would have happened!

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No one is more shocked that Fiyero loves Elphaba than this guard. 

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Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz film: *Cries at every inconvenience, cares deeply about all his friends*

Tin Man from Wicked: SO FOR ONCE I’M GLAD I’M HEARTLESS! I’LL BE HEARTLESS KILLING HER!!!!

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Me explaining part of the plot from Wicked to a friend: And then, Fiyero and Elphaba run away together, to the woods, where it's dark and misty and they caress each other's arms for three minutes

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Laurens: Would you rather kill Alexander-

Burr: Yes. Kill him

Laurens: But you didn't hear the other-

Burr: I don't need to hear it

Hamilton: ...I'm feeling a little unsafe

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Hamilton: I got a plan. It might get us killed, but if it works, it'll be a total boss story. Cool?

Washington: No! Not cool!

Hamilton: Cool

Washington: NO I SAID NOT COOL

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Fiyero: Don't come in!

Elphaba: Why not?

Fiyero: Because.... Boq is naked!

Boq: What?!

Fiyero: What? I can't say I'm naked. She's allowed to see me naked.

Boq: Why does anyone have to be naked?!

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Fiyero: *Stares longingly at Elphaba*

Fiyero: *Brings Elphaba flowers*

Fiyero: *Ignores Glinda to talk to Elphaba*

Fiyero: *Clearly hasn't been the same since he spent that day with Elphaba*

Glinda: I have no idea whats wrong with him? Why is he so distant and moody? Why is he thinking so much?!

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Me: I have watched Wicked live twice and multiple different bootleg copies.. there is no way I am going to cry when Glinda and Elphaba say goodbye-

Wicked being dramatic: aaaaaaaaannnnnnddddd goooodnneeessss kkknnnnoooowwwsssss the wickeds lives are looonnnnlleeeyyy....goodness knnnnnooooowwwsssss the wicked die......

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Hey there is a new theatre girl on tiktok! Let's show her support and give her a follow!!! @danidauz

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Stage to Film: The Witcher Edition

Not every actor began their film career by sitting in a crowded bar and being spotted by a director who happened to be struggling to find t...

Actors in The Witcher who have gone to school for Drama.

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Cathy Rigby is Peter Pan                     ➥ Never-Neverland

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I am currently playing a Mechanical in my colleges virtual production of Midsummer Nights Dream and we Mechanicals have a snapchat group where all we do is send each other Midsummer memes.

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Lafayette: You know 1 out of 4 people are gay

Laurens: That means one of us is gay

Hercules:....

Lafayette:...

Hamilton:....

Laurens: I hope its Alexander, he's cute