Theatre Geeks Unite

For all who appreciate broadway, all 525600 minutes of the year.

[theatregeeksunite]

So I was walking into my apartment building and my doorman asked me how I was doing and I was either going to say "good" or "okay" and when I opened my mouth I just said "gay" but honestly same

[cakejam]

i just stole a kiss what are u going to do about it

[theatregeeksunite]

IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS

HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS

IT WAS ONLY A KISS

IT WAS ONLY A KISS

[talesandfluff]

the good thing about getting into Holiday Inn is that all at once I found my new Christmas, New Year, Valentine’s Day and Easter musicals

my family will not thank me

[adonischildsupportcase]

[quickweaves]

I’m glad I watched this

[lightheartedsuggestion]

The world is a little happier with you in it.

[meaningfulsuggestion]

The world is a little brighter with you in it.

[cute-hypothetical-scenarios]

The world is a little sweeter with you in it.

[romanticmusings]

The world is a little softer with you in it.

[positivelatina]

The world is a little more perfect with you in it.

[theatregeeksunite]

me: *looks behind me*

me: *sees I'm alone in my room*

me: wonder who they're talking to

[khiroshige-deactivated20221210]

europeans: *throws bananas at black athletes and politicians in their countries*

europeans: you americans are so obsessed with race… so strange….

[khiroshige-deactivated20221210]

Britain: *harasses the fuck out prince harry’s gf meghan markle for being a biracial black woman despite being white passing*

Britain: right? I don’t get this whole “race” thing Americans got going on

[goblinrznr]

Europeans: pissed off about immigration in their countries

Europeans: *colonized the whole FUCKING world*

[cannon-fannon]

Australians: *supports the ‘stop the boats campaign’. let’s one nation back in. closed refugee detention centres and displaced the people*

Australians: we’re so tolerant and multicultural. idk y america has such an issue with race.

[morganeilish]

Canadians: *experience a rise in hate crimes against Muslim Canadians. Forced indigenous peoples off their land and into the horrific residential school system. Has a higher incarceration rate for poc than white people.*

Canadians: we’re way better and more tolerant up here than America. Why can’t they just learn from us.

[theatregeeksunite]

americans: say all this shit

literally all the other countries: your president is Donald Trump are you fucking kidding me right now

[fujoshiwarrior]

you guys make fun of anime fans but have you ever talked to someone obsessed with musicals

[blackness-by-your-side]

this 👆🏾

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

[bimbinis]

May I add:

[homoluigi]

I have to believe the ointb wedding and the father/son thing were tongue in cheek

[beauminyard-deactivated20180416]

me, walking into the theater on march 16th to watch Love, Simon:

[mexicanheaux]

do u have any straight friends?

Yes and i love them despite this flaw #solidarity

[hopelesslydevotedsuggestions]

if you were a vine, which vine would you be?

add yours in the tags!

[hopelesslydevotedsuggestions]

y’all i’ve been going through the tags on this and i’m crying, somehow reading vines is funnier than actually watching them

[putrid-boy]

I can’t read cursive handwriting

[narwhalsarefalling]

what does this say

[entirebeemovie]

i cant read cursive handwriting

[narwhalsarefalling]

bitch me neither thats why i asked

[theatregeeksunite]

harry: shit we lost hermione

ron: hang on a sec

ron: HOGWARTS A HISTORY IS AN UNBIASED AND FACTUALLY ACCURATE ACCOUNT OF TRUE EVENTS

hermione: WHO FUCKING SAID THAT

ron: found her

[lena-zorel]

HAYLEY IS THE HERO WE DESERVE

[saddest-cat-hours]

[blairvvitchproject]

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

[badromantics]

I NEVER NOTICED YOU COULD READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BEAT OF THE SONG

[trip-dancer]

[elektragirlfriend]

only one person did that at y'all’s schools?

[theatregeeksunite]

THATS ME BITCHES

[elektragirlfriend]

No I’m serious only ONE person did that?

[theatregeeksunite]

yeah in my school. what, do you have, like, a hoard of them?

[le-gay-one]

I'm straight

I am so sorry that happened to you