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[elvis-official]

Mr Elvis werent you dead

I got better

[ghost-of-elvis-official]

Well this is awkward...

[elvis-official]

Woah mama it's my own specter

[diaryofandnwoman]

“According to Indian Country Today, in 2017, Destany “Sky” Pete, a member of the Shoshone and Paiute Tribes from the Duck Valley Indian Reservation in Idaho and Nevada, discovered that her tribe’s current health issues were linked to a lack of traditional foods, including the forgotten recipe for toishabui, or chokecherry pudding. She enlisted the help of Dr. Ken Cornell of Boise State University, who specializes in cancer research. Dr. Cornell tested four types of chokecherry specimens on uterine sarcoma cancer cells. Remarkably, only one sample – the traditional chokecherry pudding – successfully inhibited cancer cell growth. Within just 24 hours, the cancer cells began to die. Sky noted that the success of the pudding was due to the inclusion of the crushed chokecherry pits, which were a critical component of the recipe.” **Edited to add that she graduated from the University of Idaho today!**

[mr-picklehead]

https://ictnews.org/archive/bringing-science-culture-together-chokecherry-pudding

Link to the article if anyone wants to read it!!

[fool-on-the-hill-24601]

Here's a link to more research done on the effectiveness of chokeberries in cancer treatment and other potential uses, even just a quick search shows that peer review seems to confirm the medicinal benefits known by indigenous communities!

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9696386/

[algrenion]

this video has been all that i think about for days now

[panda-gril]

@sagasolejma <3

[sagasolejma]

I'VE SEEN THIS POST SO MANY TIMES BUT I HAVE TO WATCH IT EVERY TIME IT'S SO CUTE AND I LOVE ANOMALOCARIS THANK YOU VIOLET LOVE YOU😭💚

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[putrid-boy]

Do you think this cat (my cat) looks homophobic?

[bruntalism]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[cannibalchicken]

[kingcatnine]

[holythefirm]

i want to be one of those famous mediums who does readings for thousands of people in a huge theater and im on stage and im like does anyone have a grandma…a grandma and her name starts with a j and she died of a stroke in 2003 and someone is like oh my god that was my grandma how did you know!!! and then im like please let me take your hand. I have a message from her for you. she HATES when you masturbate

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[payasita]

[a ticket reads that a customer wants their burger cut in half]

-"What the hell why are they so picky??? That's like for kids. That's like something my DAD would-- wait i don't have a dad-- that's like something my MOM would do"

-"BRO WHY ARE YOU CUSSING ME OUT IN SPANISH???" for some reason shouted so loudly that customers still in line all start laughing

-i open the restaurant and notice the kitchen is still kind of dirty and try to glean who closed last night, and i overhear two of the boys talking about yesterdaay

me: "so, you helped in the kitchen last night?"

IMMEDIATELY: "IT WASNT ME I JUST DID THE FRYERS LAST NIGHT"

me: "I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET"

[payasita]

i accidentally tripped over a gas line while trying to clean behind the stove and made a loud fear noise and the kid helping me clean the kitchen goes "dude your screams scare me. They remind me of when i accidentally step on my dog's tail"

[payasita]

the Real Adult in charge went to go give someone a break in another store and I'm chilling in ours for a bit and 5 mins one of the girls rushes up to me like "DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE AN ATTIC?"

I did. I have never seen the attic so I go check it out and there's already like three of them up there

me: the fuck are you guys doing???

clerk: they wanna do the grimace challenge up there

[payasita]

one of them has never heard of vampires

[payasita]

update about this one because another coworker wouldnt let it go: he insists he's Heard of them but thought they were, quote, "like, really big bats"

[payasita]

Clerk 1: dude don't mix that isn't it like toxic? What are the chemicals you're not supposed to mix--

me: WHAT'S IN THE SINK.

Clerk 2: We're trying to clean the sink

me: Which cleaners did you MIX

Clerk 3: All of it

me: DRAIN IT.

[one brief emergency explanation about never mixing cleaners and what mustard gas is]

Clerk 1: oh yeah didn't they use that during like world war two

Me: yeah man it's like, a war crime now. It's just such a horrible way to die that we can't use it anymore

Clerk 2: wait fr???

Clerk 3: ohh. What about opium?

Me: ...what?

Clerk 3: like the opium war.

Me:

[one brief emergency explanation about what the opium war was later]

[payasita]

Explained to the two boys helping me in the kitchen why we submerge our lettuce at night to help it keep. They proceed to have a conversation where one is absolutely messing with the other by trying to convince him that both lettuce and reptiles are living things that need to be soaked to survive, and are therefore related. he speaks with so much conviction and just keeps doubling down and the other one just gets increasingly angrier and I'm just trying not to crack up over the fryers

and then the exasperated kid whirls around at me and goes "IS LETTUCE REPTILES???" and I lose my fucking mind

[payasita]

I run this place with one other person who i Do Not Like and the kids are well aware of our stupid restaurant manager beef and love to gossip

They keep moving shit to inconvenient locations and I hate it and keep having to move shit back, then once on my day off they decided to call in help and move my Entire Fucking Kitchen around and I was real fucking pressed about it for like the rest of the week (put off opening the next morning to move all the big ass machines and fryers back my damned self to establish territory or whatever)

A week later one of the really sweet girls who helps me in the kitchen goes "hey I have a confession. me and (other kid) were there while they were moving your kitchen and we knew you'd hate it. I was going to say something"

"Oh no worries, it's not really your responsibility to go between us like that"

"no no, I was going to tell her to at least ask you about it first but then I was like 'hmmm....let's see how this plays out'. for the drama."

"...ok I guess I should probably be mad but that's actually really fucking funny"

[payasita]

today i turned around and saw this

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[unawakening-float07]

[doppelgender]

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

[doppelgender]

[pangur-and-grim]

poor little boy got his booster vaccines. he is 2.5 pounds, and is very sad about everything

[acomedictragedy]

:(

[creepymutelilbugger]

posting the spotted hyena vision diagram again

[pupdotcom]

real

[aces-and-anime]

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

🐟🐡🦈🐠🦐🪼🦞🦀🐳🐋🐬🦭

MARINE BIOLOGY BLAST

[spuzzle]

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🐢🐢🐢🐢🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐸🐸🐸🐸

HERPETOLOGY CANNON

[inspect-my-insect]

🦂🕷️🪳🦗🪲🐞🪰🦟🐝🐜🐛🦋

ENTOMOLOGY EXPLOSION

[putrid-boy]

🪨

ROCK

[scarylook]