Things Theatre Professors Say

Oh, the things our wise professors say.

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Anybody into gambling?

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I will live in eternal damnation—with Voldemort.

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Knowledge knowledge knowledge sass sass sass

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The climax has been building in measure three. I don't like that kind of sex.

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Faces are just holes in your skin, your flesh masks.

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But what significance do the farts have?

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You can show naked, violent people all day long.

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I don't mean like an ordinary bitch, I mean like a frigid bitch.

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Do I ever talk about anything but sex?

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Remember, every word is like she's licking your body.

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That’s half an hour to get our poop in a group.

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So these are all things I might do with my giant bowtie.

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It's a very strange bed that they're in together... is very greasy and bubbly.

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It's not like polar bears who are sad and going through life changes.

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You are right, but I am here for cat pictures.

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I can't do my laundry without having a theoretical framework.

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This is where the kiddie pool with jello will go.