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Just gonna pin this post. It's my Sonic Au Ask blog. If any of you wanna go and ask the cast of Sonic is Missing any questions, feel free.
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happy belated birthday blue rat
tails will put your ass on blast dont even doubt
Amy, lying back in a bed: Ah, a night of partying where nothing bad happened. Amy: See, I got it - I'm not that old. Amy: Hey, what's with this lid? Amy opens the lid of a coffin, and sits up. Priest: And so we commemorate our beloved Amy Rose. Amy: Uh, hey? Still alive? Kind of confused? Priest: SHE LIVES! IT IS A MIRACLE FROM GOD!
Don't you look lovely Miss Lanolin? 😊✨
Starline: It's dreadfully simple Kitsunami, just say what I taught you and promise the Restoration whatever they want. Surge: Oh! Starline! What do you want me to do!? Starline: I don't know - just try not to fall over. Surge: Got it!
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to shout - I just forget how different we are. You're the strong, powerful, robust one. And I'm the pretty on- I mean the smart one. - Dr. Starline.
So, can we talk about the official Shadow bio from SEGA?
This is a pretty bad case of SEGA wanting their cake and eating it too. We've seen that Shadow owned a motorbike painted in his colors. We've seen it a few times, first in Sonic 06, and it's made a few reappearances. That would be a clear preference.
SEGA has also had Shadow enjoy coffee in the side stuff, and even had him selecting specific beans for his consumption.
So why does SEGA write that Shadow has no likes? I think this is just SEGA trying to have Shadow being the edgy cool dood who's constantly brooding and uncaring as he stands separate from everything.
Also, just to note, that "Nothing" suggests that Shadow is a heartless goit who doesn't care about anyone or anything. The Shadow here wouldn't care about Maria, or about Gerald, or even care about Rouge, and we've seen Shadow save Rouge a few times which kind of suggests he cares about her? But apparently not.
Also, the bio says that Shadow has an agenda, but doesn't mention what that agenda actually IS. What is it that drives Shadow? Why does he do what he does? Get fucked, I guess, because SEGA doesn't know and certainly isn't saying in this bio other than a generic "save the world" thing. It says he's not driven by good or evil, so what drives him? A heart of Neutrality? Is he basically His Naturalness from Futurama?
Dated millenial joke right here.
Actually, the only motivation Shadow might actually have here is that he Hates all Humans. That's it, that's his sole example of motivation we actually get from SEGA, he hates humans.
This doesn't read like a dark brooding hero ready to stand up against injustice, but a borderline villain who cares only about himself and his own needs.
As in, if I was given this Bio and told to do something with it, all I could come up with is "Shadow seeks the destruction of Eggman because he's a flaming bigot who thinks that Eggman is the perfect example of how Humans are all evil."
This Shadow is a nominal hero, who is only a good guy cause he's fighting Eggman. This Shadow would inevitably turn on Humanity when Eggman was dealt with, making him the villain of the final act.
Just... not a good Bio. Not at all.
rip
If you ever feel like you're mischaracterizing Shadow, just know that you'll never fuck it up as badly as Sega, because look at his bio on the official site.
This is genuinely the worst way you could possibly imagine Shadow.
this is why some shadow fans get so butthurt when you show him in any way other than "edgy" Sega saw Boom Shadow and decided that's the only way he can be forever now
man he regressed a lot since archie universe
I couldn't imagine modern shadow for a second to abandon his goal to help out any teammates
or even asking if someone was alright
My take on Surge having a super form. I think she'd be called "Power Surge". Dunno if Surge can even use the Chaos Emeralds, but it'd still be cool to see a proper transformation, rather than just giving her rainbow Wisp energy (though Dynamo Cage Surge was cool in her own way).
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Bratty AI fucks around and finds out when you ragebait a Dad enough, more on the news at 11.
Fanart for a REALLY good Caine centric fic called Small Gods. This convo in chapter 7 is SO good, like I could genuinely see this happening in the show! its by @crimes-wears-goggles so go show some love to her and her fic!
I gonna do the second half of this convo too just cause I'd hate to leave it here :)
Jet: We've been around, haven't we Big Man? Storm: Yeah. Seen... things. Storm: Smashed... other things... Storm: And stuff. Storm: Lots of stuff. Storm: Don't have the words, Boss. Jet: Well, so long as you have the memories, eh? Storm: And the loot! Lots of loot! Jet: Yeah! That too, Big Man - that too!
Tails: Hey, Sonic, want to play Settlers of Catan? Sonic: I dunno, I think we kind of learned with Monopoly that I cannot be trusted with board games. Tails: Well, Shadow was interested and he needs enrichment so... Sonic: you invited Shadow? I'm so there! Later... Shadow: Sonic, you seem to have made a mistake. Sonic: What mistake do your eyes see, do tell us? Shadow: You have placed the Burglar on my highest earning wheat fields. Sonic: There has been no mistake. Shadow: Your people have been fed by the wheat from my fields, do you not see that? Sonic: Do your people not be housed by the stone that I have freely given you? Shadow: You illustrate my point exactly - we were in trade, we both benefited! Sonic: My people no longer have need of your wheat. We eat Lamb. From the North. Tails: Don't rope me into this. Shadow: What about us? Were we not friends? Sonic: The people of the Orange kingdom... do not have friends. Shadow, thumping the table: We had an alliance! Sonic: You are a greater fool then even I dared to imagine! Tails: Yo guys, I... I just won. Sonic: Shadow: Tails: I... I made a new town, so I got that last victory point. Tails: I won. Sonic: Shadow: Sonic: Same time next week? Shadow: Wouldn't miss it.
Shadow: Alright Cream. Listen closely. Shadow: Sometimes, explosive, decisive violence Shadow: with no room for malfeasance or trickery Shadow: absolutely clears the way to a better world. Cream: Or I can give them a cookie. Shadow: Cream no that's- Cream: Would you like a cookie, Mr Shadow? Mother baked them for me to share with all my friends! Shadow: Shadow: Okay I would like a cookie.
Yeah
Sonic: So, what's happening? Can't say I don't like the oil massage ladies, but I prefer to be unchained when I'm having fun. Cultist: We are going to summon the Master. Sonic: The Master? Cultist: You have been prepared for Him. Sonic: Uhhh - Okay, I understand that I might not want to know the answer to this but - why did he want me all... oiled up and slippery? Cultist: The Master always wants His victims oiled. It is better for conducting the electricity. Sonic: Sonic: Okay, that's bad, but it could have been worse.
