Theavengingnacho

[theavengingnacho]

Parkingsons

Whats next drivingsons

Whats next crashingsons

[bwaah]

pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

[bwaah]

situation worse

[maxxie-or-smth]

everyone's secret pinterest boards and private spotify playlists and deleted posts and dms and browser history and location and birth certificate and the inside of their house should be available to me for free whenever i want. i'm not going to do anything malicious with the information i just want to see

[pjharvey]

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

[redstonedust]

so do the tylenol claim only work in utero or can i start bulk ordering now to give myself uber autism. i'm looking to up my stats.

[sharksdancing]

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[creepish]

ya actually those arent typos i just spell words however i want to

[transpigeon]

[maykitz]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[chantenhalf]

"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.