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you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
I am tired of this! Or am I just tired?
Last enshrouded update for a bit! This time focusing on personal spaces!
The master bathroom with a peep of the bedroom, the bedroom is nowhere close to finished so i'm not even gunna do a screenie of it other than this lol
Glows room! And imo one of the coolest places in the house! because you can swim up those windows into the capybara pen
annd lastly glows secret dungeon for... whatever purposes she needs lmfao
so i got enshrouded bc 1) i've been following the tiktok account for quite some time, fell in love with it immediately 2) it's a building game and that's my weakness 3) it was on sale.
i am already obsessed. i'm going to sink such an ungodly number of hours into it i can already tell. and the dynamic connections blocks make as you go is so fucking sick.
for a starter house i think this looks p cute
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Building a little house for Emily and Jezmina (don't talk to me abt how they might not add Jezmina as an npc let me live in hope)
You've gotta have good biodiversity in your reasons for not killing yourself. Rotate them out like crops when the yield gets low and the soil poor. We're mixing our metaphors. Whatever helps it stick.
You like warm blankets. You like the sound of birdsong. You have a pet that needs taking care of. You have someone to outlive. You have a loved one. You think death would be boring. It's coming for you anyway. Death is patient. When was the last time you had cake? Your favourite musician is going on tour. Or maybe just a halfway decent band at your local bar. You've never seen an elephant. Isn't it amazing that the sky is blue? Aging is a gift not afforded to most. Don't let the bastard grind you down. You can't mend any suffering in the world with your death. You want to see if you can grow herbs on your windowsill. Killing yourself seems like so much effort. What does tiramisu taste like? You're trying to be curious. You're angry and spiteful. What you want more than to die is to rest. This sandwich is so good you don't want to die. Not so long as there are plums to eat and somebody, anybody who gives enough of a damn to haul them to you. A stranger on the internet is holding their hand out and asking.
You haven't finished that book. It's almost strawberry season. There's a chrysalis on the porch that should open soon. There are pastries you've never tried. It's going to be sunny tomorrow. You're going to look very distinguished with gray hair. You have to outlive him. There aren't any easy ways to die. Your package is supposed to arrive on Friday. There are people who will love you that you haven't met yet.
lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me
maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots
There was one of those hyperspecific polls that had an option like “your grandfather told you war stories that he never told anyone else” and now I feel like I have to tell the story about how a spider saved my grandpa’s life in WWII and how my family doesn’t kill spiders because we owe our existence to that One Single Spider
So to set the scene, it's the height of WWII in France and my grandpa—a 6'3" 20 year old upper Michigan farm boy—has been separated from his company after their temporary camp was shelled. My grandpa (who, I have to add, was nicknamed 'the Suicide Kid' at this point because he worked in demolitions and bomb interception and kept taking the jobs no one wanted with the expectation that he was never going home anyway) is scared out of his wits, wandering around the French countryside alone. He has to move at night and sleep in barns and sheds during the day to hide from people who most definitely want him dead.
On one of these days, he finds a farmhouse of a very jittery couple who agree to let him sleep in the barn, with the conditions that he sleeps in the barn loft and if he's found, they disavow all knowledge that he was there. He agrees, because he's exhausted and will sleep in a hay pile if he has to. My grandpa manages to fit all six foot three inches of himself into a feed trough stored upstairs and tries to get some sleep.
However, right when he's half-snoozing, he hears motors outside and sure enough, here are some very angry officers of mixed Nazi and Vichy make confronting the couple saying someone up the road spotted an American soldier walking this way. They wouldn't know anything about that, would they? No, of course not.
All the while, my grandpa—now trying to figure out how to either escape the barn unseen or how to fight off six? seven? eight? people at once—freezes up and waits for the inevitable. While he does, a HUGE spider crawls next to his head and onto the loft railing. For one second, he thinks about swatting it away, but that would risk him being seen and killed.
So, instead, he lays there and waits to either fight to the death or get executed in a feed trough. And while he lays there, the spider starts making a huge web on the railing. My grandpa's transfixed by this thing. He watches her go around and around, building a solid web before plopping herself off to one side and waiting for breakfast. At the same time, the officers finally go into the barn.
My grandpa can hear them searching around, turning over crates and checking animal pens. Then, he hears one say to check the loft.
And then another say, "Don't bother. Look at the spiderwebs up there. No one's been there in a while."
And they leave.
Because my grandpa didn't swat the spider away and let her build her web, the officers thought no one was there and left him alone. They drive off and my grandpa immediately thanks the farmer couple and hauls ass out of there as soon as he can.
After this, my grandpa refused to kill any spider, and his kids did the same. Because if it wasn't for her, he wouldn't have lived and would never have had kids or grandkids. So we owe her one.
There's the man himself. Go grandpa!!
motherfuck i am SICK AND TIRED of ai generated bullshit seeping into everything i love.
Happy April/Birthday! Would you do one of the time traveling untamed ones?Thank you for the awesome stories.
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Nie Huaisang isn't proud of hiding behind his fiance, exactly, but all the Jiang disciples besides Wei Wuxian keep glaring at him and it's making him very nervous.
"I don't know how to feel about the fact that you're more scared of the Jiang than the Wen," Wen Qing says dryly from where she's reviewing schedules and Nie Huaisang is laying on the ground moaning instead of helping her like he'd told everyone he was going to do. Wei Wuixan does drop in to help her sometimes, but if he's out of the Jiangs' sight for too long, they get antsy.
Wen Qing isn't going to steal him away! No, she and Mingjue of have signed a contract and now Nie Huaisang is the one that's being bargained away. That the Wen and Nie land borders each other and he'll be able to visit home basically whenever he wants softens the blow. If he has to marry out, this isn't a bad way to do it.
It doesn't hurt that the woman he's set to marry is one of the best medical cultivators alive and also a sect leader. Her place is precarious, but it's firmer now with official support from the Nie. The Jiang too, since Jiang Fengmian obviously wasn't going to shy away from claiming credit for it all when Wei Wuxian had literally been the one to place Wen Qing on the throne.
The Lan, too, are supportive. He wonders how much of that was due to Lan Wangji wanting to make sure the contract between him and Wen Qing stays in place and Wei Wuxian remains free to be courted.
"They're notoriously easy going," Wen Qing says and it takes him a moment to figure out she's still talking about the Jiang.
"Yeah," he agrees, "until you piss them off."
They're very protective of their Senior Brother Wei. He's going to be on their shitlist for a while.
The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.
At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.
And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?
I hate it here, actually.