hoe

hi im larissa and i eat a lot of pad thai

[seized]

i’m gonna frame this

[karadabvers-deactivated20170430]

someone: whats ur ringtone me, who has had their phone on vibrate since 2008: ???

[stronglyunknown-deactivated2024]

be your own trap queen

cook your own pies, get fly on your own time, hey, wassup, hello to your damn self.

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6'4" 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[unclefather]

i’m 4′10″

93 pounds

very skilled in combat. very sharp teeth. cat like reflexes. women hate me but i love them. huge penis and very firm testicles. never seen a frog or amphibian before but i would love to.

i’m just looking for someone to keep me company

[unclefather]

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

[joshpeck]

this website was a mistake

[spiritestssss-deactivated201407]

“you’re an adult now”

[smoothierox]

“you need to choose a career”

[kingkitsu-deactivated20170703]

“you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”

[justinyourguts-deactivated20260]

“your meat is huge and you look good as hell”

[magicalnaturetour]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

two dudes, sittin in the hot tub, five feet apart cuz theyre not gay

[cloudfreed]

theyre definitely gay you can tell they want to hold hands but theyre not ready yet

[capsat]

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

[littleturtleduck]

[sasukegender-deactivated2015010]

[superpeachodyssey-deactivated20]

[tinderofficial]

who tf did this

[fluffytherapy]

[samesamebutdifferent-deactivate]

my name is cow and wen she sits benethe the stall withe tiny kit

I hav no hands withe which to pat I use mye tung I lik the cat

[throes-of-redemption]

my name is cat and with tha kit In front of stall we lyk to sit

I feel her tongue I say meow I have a fren Her name is cow

[lagonegirl]

You should share this for people in DC and close to you!!

Black Community we have to be careful. Protect our Girls! Spread this! 

[fomysquad]

IMPORTANT!!!!

Signal Boost! 

[cartnsncreal]

Reblog to save life 

[terriblepersona]

This kind of stuff is so common in Mexico, in the best case is just a pyramid scam but thanks to this post I know they may be sex trafficking

[lagonegirl]

[joshpeck]

the scene from spongebob where the guy says “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms.” was the pinnacle of television literally how did the writers of spongebob come up with that did they win a peabody award

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

When you get older and learn the family secrets and everything stars making sense

[nicketnoir]

This is real.

[tittytaytay]

yoooooo

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