THE BEAN

| Jordyn | 26 | they/he | mdni | :3 | picrew pfp by: at0mic_angel

[theawsumprince]

🐾✨🍄🌸☀️💖🌱🐶🌱💖☀️🌸🍄✨🐾

𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕞𝕖:

My name is Jordyn! But I also accept Prince and Beans as nicknames. I’m nonbinary and a very chubby puppyboy lesbian thing, I use he/him pronouns in the way that you see a dog and immediately think “good boy!” :3

- My acc is 18+ and I will block ageless profiles

- I’m a switch, subby in theory, top in practice uwu

- I prefer dick, but sometimes cunt is cool too

𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕤:

They/He

𝕒𝕘𝕖:

26

𝕓𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕕𝕒𝕪:

April 22, 1999

𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕤:

- puppy play

- voyeur/exhibition

- piss (just watching)

- tickling (but not being tickled)

- being bratty until my owner gets me too flustered to fight back

- free use (especially when I’m sleepy)

- being in danger

- being threatened

𝕗𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕤:

- thighs

- tummy

- hips

- other puppies :3

- girls who could probably kill me if they wanted to

🐾✨🍄🌸☀️💖🌱🐶🌱💖☀️🌸🍄✨🐾

[hysteric-boy]

Puppy rubbing against his owners parts but not being allowed to put it in yet, whimpering and whining and begging for it

“Please please please let me put it in please I’ll be so good please just alittle”

And owner who yanks their leash and makes them choke because they’re being a bad dog asking for things they’re not supposed to get.

[demilypyro]

They should invent sleep that works

[theawsumprince]

Mmm so sleeby.. need gf snuggles while she tries to rile me up, using the spots on my body that only she knows to get me going uwu

Eventually it works and I get to pin her down and grind against the leg she propped up for me, destroying her shoulders with my teeth while she helplessly grasps at my back, unable to move because she's too weak against my larger, stronger body <3

Only to have me get sleepy again and flop onto her chest, cuddled up with my eyes closed, she pets me while she composes herself.. yeah. That's what I need rn

[theawsumprince]

Chat do you think anyone was suspicious of my purchase at the hardware store??

Yes those rings are for my strap-on

[sharkobssesedpupgirl-deactivate]

[briefoxx]

Mrmrnrurufuurururufff pelapslpelelelalapspeolwlase😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[theawsumprince]

Does anyone else ever get horrendous imposter syndrome? Like not even "omg what if I'm actually worse at this thing than people think I am" nah I mean like, was I really born the year/day that my parents told me? What if my birth certificate was forged? Was I even actually born into this family? What if I was switched at birth? Have I been illegally purchasing alcohol this whole time? What if I'm actually 30? Is that normal or....

[wewwo]

[thankeschoen]

[zephyr-the-omega]

Giving attention to your puppy girl girlfriend can increase your life by a couple decades at least.

Now yank that leash and pet that little slut puppy all over until she begs to be bred.

[briefoxx]

JJxnskdnfnpelapelelelelalepelepwlalspeleaaspelelalse

[knivesandteeth]

Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

[merphus]

And bush

[girlballs-archive]

and bulge

[welcometoavernus]

And stubble

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

coming home from work to my three weed smoking girlfriends

[crimsonflowerz]

sometimes queer joy means having freaky gross sex with your friends i'm serious

[babydollmiia2-deactivated202511]

I wanna be a free use wife 🥺

[kicks0u]

what about a puppygirl pudding slime :3c

commission for @jdashi 💖

[briefoxx]

Wrrurff🥺😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[frankenfran]

*at the bar with my daughter*

me: oh, and a pint for the little one please.

bartender: she... she absolutely can't drink that

me: oh sorry. with a straw please.

my daughter: mommy the lovense ran out of batteries

[emfrots]

i need someone to mount me, but like, the same way a dog mounts a pillow and humps it to completion. animalistically, ferally. like to them, i'm not even there, i'm just the closest convenient object to masturbate with

[verbalabuseencouraged]

🥹

[nicothelonewolfpupsub-deactivat]

Woof need...

[esthermika]

the lesbian misogyny kink fandom is dying, reblog to become a submissive housewife for a mean butch business lady