[dateamonster]

you could never make me hate magitech/scifantasy settings. fantasy and scifi are two beuatiful women to me and they are kissing with tongue.

[dsddsddsd]

『MILGRAM ミルグラム×しづ』 POP UP SHOP in TOWER RECORDS #イラスト

[dsddsddsd]

脱獄　10年 なんとなくその後を考えてたりはする

[dsddsddsd]

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

[coelii]

An (incomplete) List of Things That Could Kill Me

Bullet 1

Bullet 2

Bullet 3

Bullet 4

A really poisonous snake

[streptococcus-pyogenes]

hi i bet i could do a decent job

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[theinfiknight]

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

[thememedaddy]

[kosmogrl]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

cards folks paid/redeemed to get written this week! I'm live every week on sundays 3pm est getting writing done, twitch.tv/miathecalligrapher

IDs are in the images, they've been requested by, in order,

@adhdlion (first four) @thejenguin @naivetyandwoolysocks @theoldhack @ghostchilismoothie @iamtau @idkhowtomakeaname

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

[dayeadomingo]

We were so enthralled by this leaf on our walk back from dinner last night

[resetmyfeelings]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

the invention of pokémon, c. 1996

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[theonion]

Saying that he detected the “telltale signs” the first time he lay down in it, local infant Joshua Singer told reporters Friday that he can already tell his defective crib is going to be recalled. “Man, this one’s a real piece of work; I can actually feel it moving from side to side while I’m in it,” the 6-month-old said, pointing to several hazardous design flaws in his wooden cradle that he speculated would lead to its mass recall in the near future.

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before you post, consider:

is it FUNNY BUT ONLY TO YOU AND A FEW SELECT MUTUALS?

is it USELESS?

is it a COMPLAINT?

will it KILL YOUR FUTURE CAREER?

if any of the above are true, hit that POST button!