[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[nevver]

[becca-b-editing-deactivated2020]

[itsfunnytome]

[vvvesninski]

“And you love me.”

“To whatever end.”

[immaplatypus]

okay why strive for a relationship like harley quinn and the joker when there’s love like carl and ellie’s

[gwangjuhobl-deactivated20171003]

Didn’t she die

[immaplatypus]

well sure, but after like, the longest and happiest life together living out their own little adventures. they both lived really full lives, and they loved each other so much through every second of it

i’d say those are the ultimate relationship goals

[hellarolal-deactivated20180223]

who the fuck would pick a relationship of constant abuse over carl and ellie what the fuck

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[cheauxcobo]

i cant wait to wear only underwear around the house with the person i love

[fauxcocaine]

[block]

[pupey]

[vanish]

[t4kemetonewyork-deactivated2012]

[foreverrwanderlust]

Do you ever realize how badly you’re going to miss a moment while you’re living it? Like wow, these are the good days. I am here and I am happy and I feel alive.

(via foreverrwanderlust)

[saintlaurentgirl-deactivated201]

im passionate about spacious apartments and expensive lingerie

[tulipnight]

[shootcharlieshoot]