[ruinedchildhood]

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

[hozzdelight]

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

im a guy

[hozzdelight]

Oops lol no thank you

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

I never offered to give you anything

[twitterlols]

[mexitt]

My favorite thing to do is to pause psych when Gus gets scared

[softest-star-deactivated2021053]

Get Out (2017)

[buttwhyyoumad]

[pussylipgloss]

whoever put a hex on me..please stop 

[ruinedchildhood]

Mahershala Ali becomes the first Muslim actor to win an Oscar

[onlytwitterpics]

[thotograph]

me: *has a stuffy nose*

me:

[dailytwitterposts]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

[filthycasual2016-deactivated202]

[the-bluespirit]

That time La La LandMoonlight won the 2017 Academy Awards for Best Picture…

[animateglee-archived]

closing the 20 tabs you used for a finished essay = euphoric calmness

[foreverlovingempire]

Taraji P. Henson and Jackie Chan on the red carpet at the 2017 Oscar Awards

[autohaste]

I didn’t know I needed this picture until now

[thebackyardigans]

you ever stop yourself from doing something fun because you have something important to do but then you end up not doing the important thing so you might as well have done the fun thing but instead you did neither, have accomplished nothing and are just a sad little pawn in this cold world

[harryedward]

Boy: I like you :) Me: Congratulations… you played yourself