[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[dogpuppy]

[nflstreet]

[bobby-luv]

[ozempicofficial]

[djshahh-deactivated20240305]

[coughloop]

Opening a cafe called "I Want You...." where when you walk in the barista just looks at you like this

And you're not allowed to order

[bruzum]

[memewhore]

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[skopostheorie]

I really do like this tweet

[segamascott]

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[ask-pacman]

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement