ColonelGarfield (Goose)

My name's actually Goose but ColonelGarfield works just as well.| 2x-years-old. For 2026, I am still your dad. Sorry. (he/him) Allegedly, I do game development. No TERFs. No fascists. Fuck off. You may see sexual innuendo ahead. Nothing explicit though. If I've missed something out or made a mistake on one of my posts/rbs, please DM me about it. Do not send anonymous asks to correct me. I will kill you.

[loniface]

[godblessinternet]

[realblacklightvirus]

im super duper unkillable until you kill me

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[appleseason]

are you a fascinating creature?

Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit

[babushkaat]

[succulent-tendril]

im so tired i could sleep a horse

[stumpyjoepete]

what the hell

named mcdilda??

[headspace-hotel]

obsessed with this guys understanding of how an atomic bomb works

[shinosarna]

The funny thing is, is that he must've paid enough attention either in school or reading newspapers to like, remember that atom has positively and negatively charged particles inside of it (protons and electrons).

[segamascott]

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[alyssadrawing]

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

[flightyfinch]

i think about this post at least once a week

[5oil]

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[pinniposting]

can i stare at u like this

via

[aggot]

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

[anxeious]