I can feel it pulling me...

(Kylo Ren Blog to irritate first-order-of-hux cuz thats just how we do. Mun/muse are of age, not likely to do NSFW but it may happen. I'm a cat, meow )

[amoldine]

Coffee!

Tall Idiot 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

-Looks around.-  sorry, I think Lady Chrome already left for the evening.

[amoldine]

*Shakes head* Phasma, the cute tall one, has left, that is your coffee. 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

I ordered a plain black coffee, that is clearly pumpkin spice.

[amoldine]

That is a black coffee, you are just smelling the pumpkin spice aroma around the shop. I will make you another one if you wish. 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“Maybe with a little less sass this time.”

[amoldine]

*Sighs and re-makes order putting the name tall dark haired idiot on the cup* Tall Dark Haired Idiot, here is your boring plain black coffee re-made fresh for your daily dose of idiocy. 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

I would ask to speak to your manager -takes the cup- But I can see you need this job.

[amoldine]

*Grins* I am the manager and owner

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

No wonder its a dump. -is a frequent visitor,-

[amoldine]

*Raises eyebrow* Oh? Have a bad day? I see you in here often 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

I’m fine. -takes a drink...wrinkles his nose..shit that’s strong.- Sugar.

[amoldine]

Coffee!

Tall Idiot 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

-Looks around.-  sorry, I think Lady Chrome already left for the evening.

[amoldine]

*Shakes head* Phasma, the cute tall one, has left, that is your coffee. 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

I ordered a plain black coffee, that is clearly pumpkin spice.

[amoldine]

That is a black coffee, you are just smelling the pumpkin spice aroma around the shop. I will make you another one if you wish. 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“Maybe with a little less sass this time.”

[amoldine]

*Sighs and re-makes order putting the name tall dark haired idiot on the cup* Tall Dark Haired Idiot, here is your boring plain black coffee re-made fresh for your daily dose of idiocy. 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

I would ask to speak to your manager -takes the cup- But I can see you need this job.

[amoldine]

*Grins* I am the manager and owner

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

No wonder its a dump. -is a frequent visitor,-

[amoldine]

Coffee!

Tall Idiot 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

-Looks around.-  sorry, I think Lady Chrome already left for the evening.

[amoldine]

*Shakes head* Phasma, the cute tall one, has left, that is your coffee. 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

I ordered a plain black coffee, that is clearly pumpkin spice.

[amoldine]

That is a black coffee, you are just smelling the pumpkin spice aroma around the shop. I will make you another one if you wish. 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“Maybe with a little less sass this time.”

[amoldine]

*Sighs and re-makes order putting the name tall dark haired idiot on the cup* Tall Dark Haired Idiot, here is your boring plain black coffee re-made fresh for your daily dose of idiocy. 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

I would ask to speak to your manager -takes the cup- But I can see you need this job.

[amoldine]

Coffee!

Tall Idiot 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

-Looks around.-  sorry, I think Lady Chrome already left for the evening.

[amoldine]

*Shakes head* Phasma, the cute tall one, has left, that is your coffee. 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

I ordered a plain black coffee, that is clearly pumpkin spice.

[amoldine]

That is a black coffee, you are just smelling the pumpkin spice aroma around the shop. I will make you another one if you wish. 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“Maybe with a little less sass this time.”

[amoldine]

Coffee!

Tall Idiot 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

-Looks around.-  sorry, I think Lady Chrome already left for the evening.

[amoldine]

*Shakes head* Phasma, the cute tall one, has left, that is your coffee. 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

I ordered a plain black coffee, that is clearly pumpkin spice.

[first-order-of-hux]

-Comes up from behind and places his hand over Hux's mouth- Sh, hold still.

*considers biting but decides to wait quietly *

[first-order-of-hux]

Phasma was good, but she lacked Hux’s vision and specific expertise. He was careful with the officers he chose to surround himself with, ensuring they were competent but not overly interested in seeking his position. 

But he would not undermine his crew or expose his own worries in front of Ren. “Careful, Ren, your words could be taken as a threat.” 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“And does that scare you, Hux?” He starts to Circle him, his eyes locked on the general, there was no form of amusement in his expression.  What had started off as light hearted had taken a very serious turn. “Allow me to put things in perspective for you.  You, you are talented yes, you have great skill, respectable, smart. But replace able. And I? I am a Sith in the house of Ren, I serve Snok in a way that you can not. A rarity.  If I kill you, I will be reprimanded, maybe even punished. But I will still live. I will still be in this position. Do you understand? This is no threat.” He stops and stands in front of the other, tall and proud. “It is fact.”

[amoldine]

Coffee!

Tall Idiot 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

-Looks around.-  sorry, I think Lady Chrome already left for the evening.

[askboxmemethings]

My muse works at Starbucks. Send me "Coffee!" to see what terrible name/misspelling my muse will write on your cup.

[first-order-of-hux]

-Comes up from behind and places his hand over Hux's mouth- Sh, hold still.

*considers biting but decides to wait quietly *

[first-order-of-hux]

“I know my place!” he hissed, clenching his fists tightly at his sides. “And I am not a pawn to be used.” 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“No?” He smiiilles and laughs softly. “Say that to every man that wore that uniform before you. That is ALL any of you are. Tools, pawns, call it what you will.”

[first-order-of-hux]

Hux’s lip twitched in a snarl and he clenched his fists to keep them at his side. “I have earned my place here, I know my value, someday everyone will know. ”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“For your sake…I hope so. And I do not mean that to be hurtful. I have come to…accept you being here.  And I would not have anyone else.”

[first-order-of-hux]

He snorts. “You tolerate me as a pawn, you mean…”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“If you choose to see it that way. You will never be my equal, General. But Of everyone else I do favor you most.”

[first-order-of-hux]

He laughed and shook his head. “You’re absurd, Ren. You have great power, but you are by no means the most powerful among the order. ”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“I never claimed I was. But it is only a matter of time.”  He didn’t find that laugh amusing by any means and stood u straight and peered down his nose at the other. “You will come o respect me Hux, even if its out of fear.”

[first-order-of-hux]

“I don’t fear you. You are impulsive and lack the discipline to be truly dangerous,” he said. “I give my respect to those who have earned it.”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

What was it you ere just saying abut impulsive? Kylo could not help himself as he snarled nd closed the space between them stepping into the Generals personal space, breathing down on him as he spoke through gritted teeth. ““Just remember one thing, you are replaceable. “

[first-order-of-hux]

Hux tilted his chin up, the only move he made as Ren encroached upon him. A small smirk crossed his lips. “Hardly, ” he replied. He’d spent his career ensuring he was invaluable to the order. No one worked as hard or efficiently, believed so fully in the Order’s mission mission, or knew the intricacies of vital missions and projects.

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

Slowly he smiles. “Is that...what you think?” Oh what a nosy sith lord, taking a eek. “ “How many others stands behind you feeling that they too deserve to be here, that they have some purpose. What about or Phasma, hm? Has she not done the same?”

[amoldine]

🍟

Traya shook her head and held her hand out “Two Credits was the cost of the fries, you owe me two credits for taking one” 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

Reaches around her hand to take another fry…places it in his mouth…chews it. “No.”

[amoldine]

“Get your own fries if you want more, stop touching mine or else”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“Or else, what?” Reaches for another.

[amoldine]

Traya rested a hand on her lightsaber “Don’t touch my fries” she growled

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

Curls his fingers, all except for one..his index finger. Slowly reaches to touch but just hovers above the sliced tater.

[amoldine]

🍟

Traya shook her head and held her hand out “Two Credits was the cost of the fries, you owe me two credits for taking one” 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

Reaches around her hand to take another fry…places it in his mouth…chews it. “No.”

[amoldine]

“Get your own fries if you want more, stop touching mine or else”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“Or else, what?” Reaches for another.

[amoldine]

🍟

Traya shook her head and held her hand out “Two Credits was the cost of the fries, you owe me two credits for taking one” 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

Reaches around her hand to take another fry...places it in his mouth...chews it. “No.”

[first-order-of-hux]

-Comes up from behind and places his hand over Hux's mouth- Sh, hold still.

*considers biting but decides to wait quietly *

[first-order-of-hux]

“I know my place!” he hissed, clenching his fists tightly at his sides. “And I am not a pawn to be used.” 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“No?” He smiiilles and laughs softly. “Say that to every man that wore that uniform before you. That is ALL any of you are. Tools, pawns, call it what you will.”

[first-order-of-hux]

Hux’s lip twitched in a snarl and he clenched his fists to keep them at his side. “I have earned my place here, I know my value, someday everyone will know. ”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“For your sake…I hope so. And I do not mean that to be hurtful. I have come to…accept you being here.  And I would not have anyone else.”

[first-order-of-hux]

He snorts. “You tolerate me as a pawn, you mean…”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“If you choose to see it that way. You will never be my equal, General. But Of everyone else I do favor you most.”

[first-order-of-hux]

He laughed and shook his head. “You’re absurd, Ren. You have great power, but you are by no means the most powerful among the order. ”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“I never claimed I was. But it is only a matter of time.”  He didn’t find that laugh amusing by any means and stood u straight and peered down his nose at the other. “You will come o respect me Hux, even if its out of fear.”

[first-order-of-hux]

“I don’t fear you. You are impulsive and lack the discipline to be truly dangerous,” he said. “I give my respect to those who have earned it.”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

What was it you ere just saying abut impulsive? Kylo could not help himself as he snarled nd closed the space between them stepping into the Generals personal space, breathing down on him as he spoke through gritted teeth. ““Just remember one thing, you are replaceable. “

[first-order-of-hux]

Your hair is kind of blood orange.

Dont be pretentious, it’s red.

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

That is not red, CLEARLY it is more orange!

[first-order-of-hux]

Fine, orange. Your point?

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

There doesn’t always have to be a point.

[first-order-of-hux]

-Comes up from behind and places his hand over Hux's mouth- Sh, hold still.

*considers biting but decides to wait quietly *

[first-order-of-hux]

“I know my place!” he hissed, clenching his fists tightly at his sides. “And I am not a pawn to be used.” 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“No?” He smiiilles and laughs softly. “Say that to every man that wore that uniform before you. That is ALL any of you are. Tools, pawns, call it what you will.”

[first-order-of-hux]

Hux’s lip twitched in a snarl and he clenched his fists to keep them at his side. “I have earned my place here, I know my value, someday everyone will know. ”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“For your sake…I hope so. And I do not mean that to be hurtful. I have come to…accept you being here.  And I would not have anyone else.”

[first-order-of-hux]

He snorts. “You tolerate me as a pawn, you mean…”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“If you choose to see it that way. You will never be my equal, General. But Of everyone else I do favor you most.”

[first-order-of-hux]

He laughed and shook his head. “You’re absurd, Ren. You have great power, but you are by no means the most powerful among the order. ”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“I never claimed I was. But it is only a matter of time.”  He didn’t find that laugh amusing by any means and stood u straight and peered down his nose at the other. “You will come o respect me Hux, even if its out of fear.”

[first-order-of-hux]

-Comes up from behind and places his hand over Hux's mouth- Sh, hold still.

*considers biting but decides to wait quietly *

[first-order-of-hux]

“I know my place!” he hissed, clenching his fists tightly at his sides. “And I am not a pawn to be used.” 

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“No?” He smiiilles and laughs softly. “Say that to every man that wore that uniform before you. That is ALL any of you are. Tools, pawns, call it what you will.”

[first-order-of-hux]

Hux’s lip twitched in a snarl and he clenched his fists to keep them at his side. “I have earned my place here, I know my value, someday everyone will know. ”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“For your sake…I hope so. And I do not mean that to be hurtful. I have come to…accept you being here.  And I would not have anyone else.”

[first-order-of-hux]

He snorts. “You tolerate me as a pawn, you mean…”

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

“If you choose to see it that way. You will never be my equal, General. But Of everyone else I do favor you most.”

[first-order-of-hux]

Your hair is kind of blood orange.

Dont be pretentious, it’s red.

[thebaneofhuxexistences]

That is not red, CLEARLY it is more orange!