THE SUCK ZONE

TWISTERVERSE MULTIMUSE. BY DOC. OLD AS DIRT AND PROBABLY MOBILE.

[thebarnburner]

TWISTER / TWISTERS MULTIMUSE

Welcome to Oklahoma and Storm Chasing Central here @ THEBARNBURNER !!!

🌪️ out of wind; I guess I need a pinned post so here we go. I'm Doc and I'm as Old As Dirt (I've been 29 for quite a few years at this point...). I've been doing this for a really long time and all I ask is that you be kind ooc.

I find that partners who speak regularly ooc to me, we tend to have more exciting threads and create better stories.

I'm almost always mobile and I've got a crap ton of severe, chronic illnesses so please be patient with me.

I don't post replies via queue often but I am 1000% okay if you do. If I lightning reply, I'm not expecting an instant reply, don't worry!

Muses:

Twister (1996)

📹 Dustin "Dusty" Davis (FC Philip Seymour Hoffman) ☔ Bill Harding (FC Bill Paxton) 💥 Dr. Jo Harding (FC Helen Hunt) 🐰 Robert "Rabbit" Nurick (FC Alan Ruck)

Twisters (2024)

🤠 Tyler Owens (FC Glen Powell) ⭐ Javi Rivera (FC Anthony Ramos)

Original Characters

🛞Jackson Whittier (FC Jensen Ackles) 🗺️Jacob "Zulu" Zdrowski (FC John Krasinski)

Affiliated * with:

@summerxmelodies @criticalfai1ure

As a general disclaimer, this blog features natural disasters and everything that comes with that. I tag nsfw, and if I am describing injuries, etc. I use TW and then the trigger for my tags.

rules | starter calls | open starters blogroll: @provisoris @piningforfun @itsjackkelly

[itsjackkelly]

🗞️ guys icymi on Gale I broke my keyboard so I'm banished to mobile until I can replace it so pls bear with me and

🗞️ Like this post if you're okay with rping with me while I can't cut any posts!

[thebarnburner]

PSA ☝🏻

I'll be on @provisoris mostly while mobile

[itsjackkelly]

sometimes you have to put yourself out there to make a difference.

by doc. an old as dirt 92sies og with mad respect for je.rjor please reblog!!!

[provisoris]

Death may come invisible Or in a holy wall of fire In the breath between the markers On some black I-80 mile

From the madness of the governments To the vengeance of the sea Well, everything is eclipsed By the shape of destiny

So love me now Hell is coming Yeah, kiss my mouth Hell is here

Little soldier, little insect You know war it has no heart It will kill you in the sunshine Or happily in the the dark

Where kindness is a card game Or a bent up cigarette In the trenches, in the hard rain With a bullet and a bet

He says, "Help me out Hell is coming Could you do it now? Hell is here"

See the sterile soil, posion sky Yellow water, final scraps of light Bringin' new tears

Well wake, baby, wake But leave that blanket around you There's nowhere else safe I'm leaving this place But there's nothing I'm planning to take Just you, just you, just you Just you...

[thebarnburner]

what  folklore  monster  are  you  descended  from?

Bill Harding; weather man, storm chaser, speaks to the wind

WEREWOLF There is a fire in your lineage that refuses to dim, no matter how tightly you try to cage it. The wolf in your blood is not chaos for its own sake — it is fierce devotion, the kind that scars. Your emotions arrive like a hunt: fast, merciless, and impossible to ignore.

Anger is your warning signal, passion your battle cry, and beneath it all lies a bone-deep instinct to protect what is yours, even at the cost of yourself. But this heritage carries a shadow. You fear the moment your strength becomes too much — when your voice becomes a snarl, when your courage turns reckless, when your love becomes something sharp.

Loyalty, for you, is a brutal thing: a pact forged through fire, blood, and survival, not soft sentiment. You were never meant to be lukewarm. You were meant to burn, to guard, to challenge, to ache. Your greatest danger and your greatest power are the same — the wild, ungovernable heart beating in your chest.

tagged by @alwaysworry tagging: @summerxmelodies @criticalfai1ure AND YOU!!!! pls tag me i wanna see your results!!!

[provisoris]

maybe i’ll be like that man in the hanging tree... still waiting for an answer.

@provisoris ind. gale hawthorne cherished by doc (old as dirt) since 2012.

please reblog

[alwaysworry-a]

oh, look at all the lonely people.

joyce byers maldonado, by zanza.

[piningforfun]

Hi, this is Mike. I'm just calling to see if that job that you offered was still available...

five nights at freddy's film based rp. FOLLOW Y/N?

[ reblog to be spared. ]

[thebarnburner]

i think the most unbelievable part of twisters with an S is not that they actually tried this and it did not work many moons ago, but that in 2024, present day america, at the height of tornado season, faced with an EF5, a ditch, a truck, and an overpass, a group of seemingly educated (as they are part of a college group of rising scientists), intelligent storm chasers, once again in the year 2024, immediately run to the overpass???????? which should be your last option out of those listed... like yeah obviously they died. its actually MORE wild that someone lived

if it was twister (1996) i would cut them slack but we literally KNOW overpasses act as a wind tunnel and make it worse. like this is not new information. this is pretty dated at this time sooo.......?????

get

in

the

ditch

/endrant

[princepondincherry]

Okay this is a good point. How did the decidedly-mid tv sitcom Young Sheldon get this right by the big-budget move about tornadoes get it wrong? Shameful.

[thebarnburner]

RIGHT. good job young sheldon!!! (phenomenal show btw)

but like Addy literally says overpasses are the worst place to be right before they run for the overpass where a perfectly good ditch was right by their feet. not ideal in an f5 but neither is the overpass.

my hubby thinks maybe they did it to show not tell why overpasses are bad but im really not understanding why this group of scientists in college in oklahoma where they study tornadoes 24/7 ran for the overpass at all 🤷🤷🤷

@ the writers we need answers.

[americanunlife]

six more miles long and sad

[thebarnburner]

going mobile on @provisoris please feel welcome to come and chat!

[provisoris]

provisor, @provisoris [m.] : Noun definition:

one who takes care (of)

independent gale hawthorne roleplay mixed media & headcanon heavy portrayal [ cherished by DOC since 2012. ]

[piningforfun]

Hi, this is Mike. I'm just calling to see if that job that you offered was still available...

five nights at freddy's film based rp. FOLLOW Y/N?

[thebarnburner]

reverse meme call!!!

like this and i'll send you some memes!!!

[raesource]

injury / injured prompts

if you are sending to a multi-muse, remember to specify the muse that the prompts are being sent for . you can add + reverse to swap roles .

👕 Blood seeps through receiver's shirt from a fresh stab wound.

🗡️ Press a bladed weapon into the receiver’s side.

🤕 Peel back the receiver’s bandage to reveal the infected wound underneath.

💉 Inject a painkiller into the receiver’s arm.

🏹 Yank an arrow out of the receiver’s shoulder with a swift pull.

🪢 Wrap a makeshift tourniquet around the receiver’s thigh.

🔥 Cauterize the receiver’s wound with a hot blade.

🩸 Smear the receiver’s blood across their cheek.

🦴 Snap the receiver’s dislocated shoulder back into place.

🪡 Carefully stitch the receiver's wound with steady hands.

🔫 Press the barrel of a gun against the receiver’s fresh bullet wound.

😴 Carry the unconscious receiver somewhere safe after a brutal fight.

🫳 Trace fingers along the receiver’s old scars.

💥 Slam the receiver into the ground hard enough to crack a rib.

🔪 Drag the tip of a knife slowly across the receiver’s forearm.

🩹 Apply pressure to the deep slash on the receiver’s abdomen.

🦵 Kick the receiver while they’re down.

🫦 Wipe blood from the receiver’s split lip with a rough thumb.

🔄 Twist the knife embedded in the receiver’s shoulder.

🧑‍⚕️ Lay the receiver on a operating table under harsh light.

🪏 Dig fingers into the receiver’s wound to retrieve a bullet fragment.

✂️ Clean and cut dried blood from the receiver’s matted hair.

👊 Punch the receiver to give them a black eye.

🧊 Hold ice against the receiver’s swollen face until it numbs.

🧼 Help the receiver shower / bathe after they get hurt.

[artisheaven]

Tornado and Telephone Poles

1995

Michael Kareken

[thebarnburner]

my longest running unchanged blog turned 10 years old (wat) last month so in honor of that, i cooked up a playlist of my 2015 Character Playlist Staples and i would love to write yall some starters based on hitting shuffle on this bad boy sooo....

LIKE THIS FOR A STARTER BASED ON MY FAVORITE 2015 CHARACTER PLAYLIST STAPLES;;