The man in your basement

He/him ftm gay Refer to me as basement man Posts random stuff

[thebasementman]

hello basement man :D

Hello mortal

[deuxdat-deuxwat]

me: hears viveine say “buzzinga”

me: has an irrational urge to suddenly sneeze. and fails.

coincidence?! i think NOT.

[shadowguys-and-saxophones]

what does this mean 😢

[deuxdat-deuxwat]

it’s not mean i LIVE wanderer wayside but i found that extremely odd… buzzinga!

[thebasementman]

Basement man does not understand the language of you mortals

[deuxdat-deuxwat]

bold of you to assume that i am mortal /hj

[thebasementman]

My bad. Basement man doesnt know much of the outside world

[deuxdat-deuxwat]

it’s okay lol no worries

[thebasementman]

Basement man hasn't emerged from the basement since the 90's

[deuxdat-deuxwat]

me: hears viveine say “buzzinga”

me: has an irrational urge to suddenly sneeze. and fails.

coincidence?! i think NOT.

[shadowguys-and-saxophones]

what does this mean 😢

[deuxdat-deuxwat]

it’s not mean i LIVE wanderer wayside but i found that extremely odd… buzzinga!

[thebasementman]

Basement man does not understand the language of you mortals

[deuxdat-deuxwat]

bold of you to assume that i am mortal /hj

[thebasementman]

My bad. Basement man doesnt know much of the outside world

[deuxdat-deuxwat]

me: hears viveine say “buzzinga”

me: has an irrational urge to suddenly sneeze. and fails.

coincidence?! i think NOT.

[shadowguys-and-saxophones]

what does this mean 😢

[deuxdat-deuxwat]

it’s not mean i LIVE wanderer wayside but i found that extremely odd… buzzinga!

[thebasementman]

Basement man does not understand the language of you mortals

[pukicho]

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

[the-lemonaide]

not really!

[pukicho]

I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse

[moopmakers]

not really!

[pukicho]

I sow seeds of trust and friendship

[thebasementman]

Dont listen to them pukicho. Basement man loves you

[thebasementman]

do u fw the scary Minecraft mods w critters that look like u

Damn I used to play those back in 2016 lol

[silverk2k-art]

sometimes i wanna dm a moot with the intention of 'hey can we be friends' but then i chicken out thinking 'wait what if thats weird, what if they think thats weird' so im stuck in a dilemma

[newsiesiswhyimhere]

Reblog if your moots (or other people) can dm you and ask to be friends

[theoriginaldutch]

yes

[thebasementman]

Basement man will be your friend

[deuxdat-deuxwat]

niceeeee :333

[ieatgoobers]

Is the basement man friendly?

[deuxdat-deuxwat]

I think so

[thebasementman]

You mortals seem chill

[silverk2k-art]

sometimes i wanna dm a moot with the intention of 'hey can we be friends' but then i chicken out thinking 'wait what if thats weird, what if they think thats weird' so im stuck in a dilemma

[newsiesiswhyimhere]

Reblog if your moots (or other people) can dm you and ask to be friends

[theoriginaldutch]

yes

[thebasementman]

Basement man will be your friend

[thebasementman]

Basement man commands you mortals to fill his ask box

(Or not thats cool too)

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[lenabenahater]

What if I support trans men and want a chocolate chip cookie

[nzm-yapping]

You can't have a chocolate chip cookie and support trans men too 😔

[thebasementman]

Basment man is trans man

[thebasementman]

Reblog game: reblog with one of you pride things (like sexuality or gender)

And no doubles like I dont want to see gay twice

I wanna see if we can get alot of them lol

Alright for me

Abrosexual

[thebasementman]

Tw: horny content

I actually havent gotten horny at all today which kinda surprises me

But I guess thats a good thing lol

[thebasementman]

Basement man doesn't like the basement hes in right now... Too cold

[thebasementman]

Absolute fire pfp and username

Thanks Herbert 👍

[thebasementman]

Alright guys debate of the century

Yaoi or yuri?

Yaoi

Yuri

Remaining time: 3 days 21 hours

[thebasementman]

Sometimes I hate being hypersexual 😭

Tw: sexual content

Like in my sleep deprived state ill post random horny shit and when I wake up im like bro did I really post that 😭✌️

I mean is posting horny shit fun? Yes of course it is lol

But sometimes im disgusted with myself like ill be simping for fictional characters and im like bro theres no way this is normal 😭

[thebasementman]

Yall Im hungry what should I eat