TheBatfang

Sometimes I draw things, and sometimes I post those things here. 23 Male UK

[lunakuroi]

Little OC

[aweirdlatina]

Short

the original quote belongs to @macsato​ ,and the reverse au! belongs to @bleep-bleep​ i love your au! omg. also the history its too good for this world QuQ (and yes, i love all your short´s jokes xD)

reitero, los diálogos y notas que la gente hace son absolutamente geniales xD, si quieren saber a que canción me refiero en el segundo skecth, pueden escucharla aqui

espero les guste chicos!

los amo mucho

bonus:

[manedblackwolf]

This is amazing! Poor Akko.

Have you seen this @blee-bleep?

[blee-bleep]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THIS IS SO FUCKING GREAT, THE CHARACTERS ARE IN POINT, HOLY F U CK

THIS IS SUCH A GREAT WAY TO END THE YEAR, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE

@aweirdlatina THANK YOU AND HAVE A NEW YEAR, @manedblackwolf THANK YOU FOR THE PROCEEDING SUPPORT and @ihavetoomuchotp thaNK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT PARTNER IN THIS AU

[znivinz]

Murr krismah

[ignigeno]

Say em while you can!

[scarecrow-hero]

So Jack Black got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and was posing for pictures and 

[scarecrow-hero]

The face of a man who knew exactly what he was doing when they panned over his outfit.

[thebatfang]

@burst-fire-mod

[lmaonade]

what was that one game

[oppa-homeless-style]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[mykiwi-deactivated20231029]

Rarity!

[tjpones]

[brideofbacchus-deactivated20190]

Dale Gribble: thot exterminator 

[unclefather]

When you open your 8 piece chicken nuggets and there are 10 nuggets

[toast-potent]

when you stroll to the beach and there are no seagulls pecking at your head

[thebatfang]

@burst-fire-mod

[melonmemes]

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

image submitted by @ladyallo

[porterr-robinson]

[kimboltart]

Happy New Years everyone!!! 

it’s been quite the road trip this year and i hope it went well for all of you out there, so here’s some more Owl Might (got quite a few request to make more of this) with his little hatchlings.

[funnypages]

Alfred and his boomstick

Booster Gold #12

[stony-lizaerd]

I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred

[circus-world-clown]

Alfred is going to paint the walls

[basketof-apples]

“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

[cat-ladee-deactivated20230702]

@pandorawriter

[kaldicuct]

Now that I’m on my computer.

You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.

How do you feel?

[quoth-the-fool-deactivated20180]

I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible.

[kaldicuct]

I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.

I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.

In case you didn’t catch it….

ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.

and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.

[lastsonlost]

[spawnfreak73-blog]

Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.

[lastsonlost]

Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.

Abilities

Acting: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.

Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)

Leadership

Medicine: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the Batman Family.

Military Protocol

Mimicry: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.

Stick Fighting: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.

actical Analysis

[obsidianthunderwolf]

This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.

-Obsidian

[funnypages]

So glad this post has blown up

[kxriandrs]

Alfred will fuck you up

[brucewaynesrealson]

Nobody messes with Alfred. Nobody.

[hucowgoddess-deactivated2019011]

Thats a man who deserves a whole lot of leave alone. Or hell, learn some bomb ass skills from him. 

[himadesune]