Stuff said in my group chat ( pt 1 / 2 )
Don’t pirate a kid, but instead buy one legitimately. Stealing kids is wrong.
I aspire to reach such level of pettiness.
Is this a ripoff Sho Minamimoto?
Stabbing is always good isn’t it?
I’ll just stab any pain away
Oh yes. My secret weapon. Breast.
I’d rather avoid paying for my own death.
Why am I hearing something along the lines of a ice cream truck outside at 1 am?
It’s never too late for ice cream.
Have fun with the man of spiders.
If you put enough spiders in a man mold will it become Spider Man?
Spider Man is Zouken’s lost son.
Don’t fight spider man he did nothing wrong.
My man shaped mold filled with spiders did nothing wrong.
That was the most blasphemous thing to come out of your mouth since ‘I don’t like bacon’.
Memes are the nourishment of the soul.
Just eating noodles, then…BAM! Aww shit, my hand’s gone.
Would you get cuffed for a burger?
Are you prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again?
You’re the reason this family is falling apart.
Blacksmiths don’t cut down trees.
Since ancient times, only a ‘dragon slayer’ can slay a dragon.
This is how the world ends. Not with a bang. With an umu.