BAZINGA

If I were wrong, I'd know it.

[larmoyante]

Talk to me about sadness. I talk about it too much in my own head but I never mind others talking about it either; I occasionally feel like I tremendously need others to talk about it as well.

Anne Sexton, Self-Portrait In Letters  (via larmoyante)

[jack-frost-roleplay]

((Do you ever just get really into an rp and while you’re waiting you just…))

[khventus]

Reblog if you'd miss me if I left Tumblr

[dailyaskchallenge-blog]

Make my character cry with 5 words

[bookmania]

[vegarblack]

"Im sorry" He said. 

[x-purgatorydancer]

"Harry, your eyesight really is awful," said Hermione, as she put on glasses.

[theoncoming10thdoctor]

"Drat!  Don’t tell me the rock carries on down here, too?" he yelled, exasperated.

[greatbigbagoftricks-blog]

"You’re still keeping track at a time like this?" she said, putting on a show of fake incredulity for the viewers. 

[thegreatestmarksman]

The author of the book, one Agnes Nutter, was not surprised by this, but then, it would have taken an awful lot to surprise Agnes Nutter.

[theconsultingavenger-tbd]

The smell of hot metal remained to assure us that the light was still there, ready to flash at a moments notice.

[logicasignis]

"Does that strike you as a satisfactory solution?"

[captainrepeatoffender-deactivat]

I did my best to give it, but she could sense that, I, too, was frightened.

[missameliapondd]

There were seven hundred of these cages hanging in the castle, and all with beautiful birds in them

[thebazinganator]

But Teilani is alive, Kirk told himself, repeating the thought over and over.

[iwaldi-archived-blog]

//So I’m back sorta kinda. I can’t tell you who I owe because I’ve been gone for so long. Message me is I owe you or if you want to start something. Or just post something and tag me. I’ll be lurking.

[thebazinganator]

--raven-flagrante

Sheldon looked at his guest in confusion. “You know, in most cultures it’s polite to knock,” he stated matter-of-factly.

[raven-flagrante]

"In most cultures it’s customary to lock the door." He replied simply, buried in over sized coat, bangs hiding his eyes as always, "I was uh.. Looking for a vacant apartment."

[thebazinganator]

"I didn't think I had to seeing as I am in here," he replied just as curtly. "And this apartment certainly doesn't look vacant. Does it look vacant to you?"

[thebazinganator]

--raven-flagrante

Sheldon looked at his guest in confusion. "You know, in most cultures it's polite to knock," he stated matter-of-factly.

[animalthing-blog]

YOU GUYS SHOULD SEND ME REALLY BAD PICK UP LINES PLEASE THANKS

[achilous-deactivated20111022]

[zaynmilotic]

And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But being the rebel that I am, I told her very politely “no, if you don’t like it you don’t have to look at it. It’s my shirt, not yours, and there’s nothing wrong with it.” She told me again that I needed to change my shirt. I said again that I wasn’t and she told me she would have to send me to my administrator for direct disrespect. So I put on a big smile and packed my stuff up while she wrote the discipline report up.

But the thing that made me so happy that I didn’t give in and change was that as I was walking out the door a girl in my class stood up and started to walk with me. My teacher was kinda pissed and told her that she would get a write up if she didn’t sit down. And this girl, she is my fucking hero. She says: “Write me up then. It’s one more story that I can go home and tell my mothers. And I’m sure my girlfriend would love to hear it, too.” Then she smiled and walked out. I just felt the need to share what happened today with my lovely followers. 

this is amazing

Reblogging every time this comes on my dash.

this is so beautiful to me I just cant

awwwww

[fuckbrayway]

[glamaphonicdefinitions]

[thebazinganator]

Sometimes, at some point, with someone, you just feel this way.

[gonnafightuntilimdeadandgone-de]

Put two names in my inbox. My muse will choose who they would rather be romantically/sexually involved with

[thebazinganator]

"I really wish people wouldn't try to steal my spot so often."

[martymcflysexual]

People who say Bazinga after EVERYTHING

[favourit-e]

[storiesxtheend-archive-deactiva]

Sheldon and Scout

[thebazinganator]

"Like is a bit of an understatement. I don’t believe we had properly met if you think I merely ‘like’ comics." He followed her over to the couch and placed the comic carefully on the table, making sure internally that it was away from any drinks that had been placed there. He settled in and looked to her. "It is a nice spot.”  

[storiesxtheend-archive-deactiva]

Looking up at him, she raised an eyebrow and nodded with a  small chuckle. “Right, my bad.” She mused, finding it funny how attached he was to comics. It reminded her of her one cousin, and the mere idea of them ever meeting one day brought a smile to her lips as she turned to him. “Hey, do you think I could maybe get your opinion on something? I mean, you can say no if you want, but I just thought I’d ask.” She shrugged hesitantly. 

[thebazinganator]

"I would be happy to give you an opinion. Oddly enough, no one's ever asked me for one." He trailed off, pondering the reasons why. "I suppose people just don't like the truth." He turned to her again, eyebrows raised in curiosity. "Go ahead."