Moonblast

Shane, 22, Long Island. I like dogs, video games, memes, and that moment when you're about to open a third beer but you know if you drink it you're gonna start crying but you do it anyway because mama ain't raise no lightweight. Oh also I'm a teacher and I make art. I can't find a good font color for this background but I really like the background and won't change it so if you're highlighting this text just to read it you did a great job thank

[zaynmilotic]

Join me and my best fairy friends for the highly anticipated grand finale of our Majora’s Mask Drag Series. Live NOW over at https://www.twitch.tv/ #egirl #simp #gay #drag #zelda (at Fairy Fountain Quell) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJkBaI4sSe-/?igshid=ihotaj865jpr

[zaynmilotic]

My brand new YouTube channel is now live! All of my drag streams will be converted into easily digestible 30 minute videos! And if that’s too long for you, there will be highlight reels that fit all of the funniest/embarrassing parts from 10 episodes, into one 10-15 minute videos! All fun, no filler! Subscribe for free at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh1sPtuaSRfNg_Ryxsji6PA #dragqueen #gaymer #gay #twitch #zelda (at Queens, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIiz6OUjZxQ/?igshid=15ds8n4oxqnb

[zaynmilotic]

Look who is back (after 5 long, LONG years)! 🙌💁🏻‍♀️ Starting November 21st at 7pm EST, Garde Galaxia will be LIVE on Twitch EVERY Saturday night! And the best part of all? My first game will be... The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask...again! The best way to support me is to follow ahead of time over at my channel, http://www.twitch.tv/gardegalaxia . If you have Amazon Prime, you can also subscribe to me for free! See you all Saturday at 7pm! 🎀💜 #drag #gay #twitch #zelda #nintendo (at New York City, N.Y.) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHsoXThFRGi/?igshid=15846tozdbc05

[alsopurp]

[zaynmilotic]

The more men i meet, the more i realize that my ex was definitely the man of my dreams and chances are very slim of me finding someone with even half of the qualities he had.

And so is life. Just keep moving on.

[kingmjjpop]

[thejunctioned]

Mike was heritage way before you.

[with-practice]

[lg-joanne]

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[thatsoundssoaddy]

I cant stop listening to this.

[superresch64-deactivated2019092]

so this happened on gumball and i’m actually dying.

[castielsteenwolf]

This can’t be real

[maxximoffed]

[moonychka]

In the name of the moon I will punish you 😎

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

USAGI NO

[animechick1030]

Call Of Duty: Moon Kingdom

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MOON PRISM MACHINE GUN POWER MAAAAAAAKE UP”

[distractedboyfriend]

Stay the fuck away from this dude

[bitrashman]

The last one kills me she’s like: ‘Excuse me. Hey I’m talking to you"

[impa]

As brave as you are, that does not make you immortal.

[zaynmilotic]

i lost the greatest relationship i will ever have in my life two weeks ago and i dont know what to do anymore

[teddybearshaped]

[highlandvalley]