The Bean Man

23-He/Him-Making Things Occasionally Pfp done by one of my wives <3

[beanmandrawings]

Commissions are open! If you’re interested, DM me :3

[thebeanman-09]

Reblogging here as well, if anyone wants some art done for relatively cheap :3

[dogpuppy]

[i-am-a-fish]

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

[i-am-a-fish]

if I fought 60 badgers at once I would do even worse

[totally-india]

I would win easily but it's only because I'm a country

[i-am-a-fish]

India cleans 60 badger matchup hands down

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

“ur so quiet”

bro i lost all my communication skills

[everyteenager4free1]

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Sand pipers running very quickly together as it is their typical behavior. They stick together because they are small but together they are a swarm and swarms can be speedy; it is their greatest trait apart from their uncanny ability to find treats in the sands

[fricktic]

i like to think heracles was one of those sad mistreated goldfish sold by the bag sitting depressingly in pet store windows in droves

[weepingchoir]

huh

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[toontown-names]

[oceantoyz]

[nightmarereverie]

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[brick3621]

[thememedaddy]

[gaycop]

STOP SANITIZING THE INTERNET

[mossdftba]

@putting-swears-back-in-images

[putting-swears-back-in-images]

[amygdalae]

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

[evilscientist3]

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

[amygdalae]

...

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[moodsandtenses]

I'm really enjoying the growing consensus in the notes that there's an Eternal Rivalry Between Vampires and Werewolves now, entirely because the werewolves, sick of Dracula's bullshit, have unionized.

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[dasswerke]

How to Set Fence Posts That Won’t Rot.

[tropylium]

have a bunny kiss them for luck. got it