TheBeardIsWriting

Age in Bio or pinned post or be blocked. 48 year old attempting to be a writer of kinky erotica. CIS male. Strait with a rare fatasy of a wobble. In PA. Pronouns He/Him. In LD Poly Relationship Minors go away, this place isn't for you to be. http://www.thebeardiswriting.com TheBeardisWriting#4408 on Discord [email protected]

[thebeardiswriting]

The Beard is Writing

Erotic Fantasy at it's okist.......

I upgraded my wordpress blog. I will be posting the audio file I have already posted here there so they won't be lost too my being flagged as adult and unsearchable.

Forever fighting the good fight......

[thebeardiswriting]

I can't help but think of having Honey @d2bmslut In this position. Reaching one hand down to twist in her hair, the other gripping her throat as I use her. Thrusting my cock down her whore throat until my heavy balls press into the filthy little sluts face. My fingers tightening around her throat as I feel it bulge around my cock forcing this cum hungry little cocksucker to work even harder to take all of me. The way her throat would feel as she is forced to gag and struggle for even the smallest breath would be amazing.

I know this whore well enough to know it were even better if she was air tight. Just imagine how her body would buck and muscles clench around cocks in her slutty holes. Both shafts pushing past the panties just to make her feel even more like the filthy slag she is....

[alxnxllix]

Reblog if you're grateful for your internet friends

[heavensghost]

Words by Mary Oliver engraved in rock

[desireddracula]

Reblog to make prev 10% hotter and more evil

[thebeardiswriting]

I physically picked up and yeeted an asshole out of the bar tonight. It's the closest I have come to losing my temper in years. He was being a dick to multiple people but had come in with a crowd and I didn't know who he was friends with so I did my best to ignore him. Then he made I woman I knew he wasn't with scream and my mind went blank. Next thing I knew we were outside the bar and he was rolling across the sidewalk. Luckily the lady bartender got between us before I let loose on him. Part of me is proud of myself and part of me is ashamed I got so close to losing control

[thebeardiswriting]

I've been told people are having issues scrolling my blog or even seeing it....

[thebeardiswriting]

shaved or bushy?

grope yourself or be groped?

cuddle under a blanket or sleep nude together?

airplane sex or elevator sex?

kitchen sex or shower sex?

Pool sex or workplace sex?

shaved or bushy?

No real preference for partners and I am willing to shave for a partner if it is a big deal to her.

grope yourself or be groped?

hmm....I would rather grope and be groped by a partner.

cuddle under a blanket or sleep nude together?

umm...both are pretty great.

airplane sex or elevator sex?

I am old enough that this song makes the decision for me...

kitchen sex or shower sex?

Kitchen sex, I had a bad experience with shower sex that just kind of ruins the very idea for me.

Pool sex or workplace sex?

I've never had a workplace where sex was a possibility and I don't foresee it happening so probably pool sex, but I would be happy to visit a partners workplace to have some fun.

[thebeardiswriting]

Spicy rice to clean the pipe for anal or Weetabix?

Well my UK friend after having to look up Weetabix I have to say regular use of Weetabix sounds like the best option to be ready all the time without irritation. I would still recommend an enema or two to make sure everything is clean especially if you are thinking about some ass to mouth.

[love-romance-relationships]

[littlemiss6666]

Tumblr always make me cry from my pussy or my eyes, there is never balance :(

[nii-neko-deactivated20160220]

[thebeardiswriting]

“I wanted it so much. I don’t know why I wanted it so much.” — Ernest Hemingway, Cat in the Rain

This describes the emotions and thoughts I don't understand so very well.

[jeonjam-deactivated20180304]

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT

[mjfass]

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

[dollymeup]

Periodic kink blog reminder that:

Real sexism is not sexy.

Real sexual harassment is not hot, it’s awful.

Real women don’t owe you anything for simply existing.

If you’re doing anything without consent, you are objectively wrong, vile, and a predator.

If you disagree with any of the above, unfollow me and seek professional help.

[sc52]

nsfw would you rather?

be over-stimulated or edged?

be a voyeur or have semi-public sex?

finger yourself or follow guided masturbation?

watch yourself in a mirror or listen to a recording of yourself?

honey or ice?

sleep in lingerie or nude

receive a voice memo or nude from a mutual?

shaved or bushy?

grope yourself or be groped?

cuddle under a blanket or sleep nude together?

airplane sex or elevator sex?

kitchen sex or shower sex?

pool sex or workplace sex?

watch porn or read erotica?

receive or send a dirty message while at work?

have your dirty thoughts shared with those around you or know the dirty thoughts of those around you?

watch wlw or mlm porn?

hump a pillow or use a vibrator?

boobs or butt?

lose your virginity together or lose to someone well-seasoned

get fingered in the library or at a nightclub?

receive or perform oral?

have “ok” sex daily or amazing sex once a week?

doggy or missionary?

physical touch or quality time?

moan or scream?

lace or latex?

white or black lingerie?

have someone remote control your vibrator or control it for someone else?

[drabbles-and-ideas]

Confess something you've thought about me on anon