sophie: *walks into the kitchen where there is spaghetti on the stove, floor, counters, walls, and in the sink*
sophie: why
keefe:Â sorry about this, you know how it is with spaghetti
sophie:Â no, i donât
this is absolutely canon
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sophie: *walks into the kitchen where there is spaghetti on the stove, floor, counters, walls, and in the sink*
sophie: why
keefe:Â sorry about this, you know how it is with spaghetti
sophie:Â no, i donât
this is absolutely canon
This gives @pukicho vibes
Legend has it if you say pizza on tumblr that tumblr user pizza will magically appear
Incorrect Keeper Quote
Tam: SAY IT TO MY FACE.
Keefe: I am saying it to your face. Or am I saying it to your rear end? It's easy to get the two confused
The Original Pokérap
i have never heard the entire pokerap before now
What if Percy had fallen into Tartarus on his own?
This is the headcanon I thought of yesterday, and itâs been plaguing me non-stop, so I decided to share the beauty that this could be.
I donât really care how it comes to be, you can assume Percy was able to push Annabeth out of the way, sacrificing himself (which would make the âSacrifices, beautiful sacrificesâ line like a thousand times creepier omg) or honestly, a bunch of different scenarios, as long as he falls in, and she doesnât.
Imagine Percy Jackson, dead set on getting to the Doors of Death, not to save the quest, but to see his girlfriend again, and to at least hug his mom one last time. Imagine Percy Jackson, facing all of those monsters heâs already killed, but without having to worry about anyoneâs safety besides his own. [I still stand firm in my belief that Percy has to tone down his powers so they donât hurt his friends, especially in the case of causing an earthquake/storm (for example: Michael Yew dying on the bridge)].
Imagine Percy Jackson ripping anything that asks him âWhereâs your little blonde princess, hero?â to absolute shreds, because they know that Annabeth is usually at his side. Imagine him threatening monsters for information (âIf you do not tell me which way to go, I swear on the gods that if you ever regenerate I will hunt you down and make damn sure that you never see the light of day again, got it?â).
Imagine everyone on the Argo II watching Annabeth fall apart as she asks Nico if Percyâs still alive about once every five minutes. And the Iris message call to Sally that she has to make. And them watching Piperâs dagger every chance they can get to see how heâs doing. (Also, how much more progress theyâd make with Annabeth still there.)Â
Think about how sheâd pin any intelligent monster that attacks them, put her dagger to itâs throat, and scream at them for information about what was happening in Tartarus. Think about the POVâs saying how Piper had to practically force Annabeth to eat, and how Annabeth smacked Coach Hedge across the face when he scolds her for sleeping in Percyâs bed.
Most of all, think of the dark Percy. Because I wholeheartedly believe that by the time he escapes: Heâs a bloodbender. I mean, look at this:
Annabeth sounded terrified. It took Percy a moment to realize she was terrified of him.
âPercy, please donât everâŠâ Her voice broke in a sob. âSome things arenât meant to be controlled. Please.â
His whole body tingled with power, but the anger was subsiding. The broken glass inside him was beginning to smooth at the edges.
âYeah,â he said. âYeah, okay.â
Without Annabeth there, thereâs nothing holding him back from doing this to everything he comes across. He can go wild, and I honestly think he would. Heâd pretty much have the best training grounds in the world, and can practice practically exploding monsters with his brain. Imagine him making deals with some of the darkest creatures there, promising them freedom if they help him, and then murdering them the second he doesnât need them.
Imagine him stumbling out of the elevator, and heâs bloody and bruised, muttering about Bob, and everyone is just kind of shocked to see him alive and in somewhat of one piece. Imagine how weâd get a Percabeth reunion that doesnât involve a judo flip, but instead theyâre sobbing on their knees holding onto each other for dear life, with her trying not to squeeze him too hard in case it hurts but heâs about to suffocate her.
Think about how Percy using âbloodbendingâ in their everyday lives for the first time and scares the hell out of absolutely everyone when he lazily waves his hand and a manticore starts writhing on the deck in pain. Everyone staring at him as he mutters something about having ânew powersâ and goes back to eating his breakfast.
Think about Annabeth trying to relate to him, but she really canât, so after a heart to heart she realizes that she just needs to be there for him. Percy and Annabeth sitting up at night as he tries to make himself tell her about his nightmares no matter how hard it is, and Annabeth kissing him over and over and promising him that she loves him, even when he insists heâs broken or evil.
Gaea mocking Percy with stories about all of the sick things he did to monsters, making the rest of the seven confused. Nico and he having long talks, not about Nicoâs crush, but about how to deal with Tartarus, and the two of them getting really close.
Annabeth acting as Percy Defense Squad No. 1, and glaring at anyone who tried to avoid being near Percy, and insisting that heâs still their Percy, and being the only one who gets to see him after nightmares and rubbing the small of his back and whispering about it being okay and taking the time to explain to anyone who asks what happened to him.Â
Monsters taunting Percy, trying to get him on edge, growling, âRemember when you made Misery miserable, Percy Jackson? Do you remember the feeling of her choking on her own poison?â  and Annabeth stepping in front of her agitated boyfriend, and even though she doesnât know what the monster is talking about, sheâs snapping at it to back off and grabbing Percyâs hand to calm him down.
Jason admitting heâs legitimately scared of Percy, and everyone seems to agree. Everyone watching as Percy kills things in this new and inhuman way, and Nico whispering âWell, we should just be glad heâs on our side then.â The gods treating Percy differently, with more respect and fear, none of them wanting to bring it up to him that they donât like his style, and are worried if he turned.
Percy Jackson alone in Tartarus is the dark Percy we can only dream about.
ok but dark percy genuinely terrifies me
I only read the book series to understand the memes
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i tried so hard not to reblog this butÂ
the gibbon
the lion king reference
it was just too perfect
19 for Fitzphie
19 - One person stopping a kiss to ask âDo you want to do this?â, only to have the other person answer with a deeper, more passionate kiss.
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âWhen is this going to start being the fun kind of sleepover?â
Fitz Vacker closed his eyes to keep Sophie from seeing his eyeroll. âSophie, I told you. This isnât a sleepover.â
âSure it is,â Sophie whined, in a manner most un-Sophie-like.
Fitz opened his eyes and gazed at her, shaking his head in amusement. Her face was flushed rather prettily, but her pupils were dilated and all of her movements were slow. That, in addition to each and every word she spoke sounding slurred, indicated that Sophie was entirely out of it.
âWhatever Elwin gave you was strong,â Fitz muttered.
None of this would have happened if Keefe had just kept his mouth shut. But no, Keefe had to constantly egg Sophie on, subtly challenging her to do more and more dangerous things during their after-school hangout at Everglen. Before Fitz could stop her, Sophie had tried (âvaliantly,â Sophie had protested to Elwin when Fitz was explaining what happened) to âblinkâ through the solid, light-absorbing gates around the estate.
Needless to say, it hadnât worked, and Fitz had rushed her to the Healing Center while Keefe sheepishly hailed Elwin for them. Elwin had flashed countless colorful orbs around every part of Sophieâs body and force-fed her a few rather nasty-smelling elixirs (âIf she asks what was in them, never, ever tell her you saw this,â Elwin had told Fitz after heâd read one of the ingredients labels in curiosity), suggesting Fitz stay in the armchair next to her overnight to monitor Sophieâs mental condition through recovery.
I ship sokeefe with all my heart but this fitzphie story is really freaking cute.
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I love this
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I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didnât want to spoil it for myself but I saw âGinny kissed Albusâ and I remember thinking âfucking plot twistâ.
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I do not remember commenting this to your art and if I did i am sorry if IÂ offended you. I love your art and did not mean to make you mad
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oh my god???? its clay???????? THE GOOD BOY?????????? HE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! reblog for a blessed crocodile boy on your dashÂ
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