Uh... Kupo?

Call me Flo || 30 || he/him

[dreamstars]

[queercatboys]

Wild things went down and now my boyfriend uses a portrait of my mom as his phone screen. Am I cooked, chat?

[catcrumb]

[chestnutroan]

I think the 'Fruit Sniffer' will be big on here

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the ‘Fruit Sniffer’

[alalinide]

Bro had a hairball attack.

[howdygravytrain]

i saw this image on pinterest and knew what i had to do ft the best pookie UwU

[chapeldean]

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

[chapeldean]

[notavalidblognamebut]

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

[sexybritishllama]

ffxiv free trial expanded to include shadowbringers you can now meet emet-selch for the low low price of £0 none of you have ANY excuses anymore

[sexybritishllama]

i want it known that i made that emet-selch meme last night drunk at 3am shaking with tiredness and anxiety because i thought i'd lost my phone at the bar (i had not) (i found it this morning after 3 hours of sleep)

but that is no excuse. because this tag is so true and i am just ashamed it did not occur to my frazzled brain at the time

[noirrelite]

More cephalon sentinel skin designs + a slightly reworked one from the previous batch! I tried adding some more Primed flair this time. Part 1

[rrrryekoon]

𝑅𝑎𝑝. 𝑇𝑎𝑝. 𝑇𝑎𝑝.

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

April Fool’s Day is in a few days, and I just wanted to make this clear. This blog is safe, and I can promise you no screamers, nothing emotionally abusive, no fake posts, and nothing to intentionally trigger dissociation. You are safe here.

[queercatboys]

peepaw please get your dentures straightened

[queercatboys]

help girl I accidentally gave my boyfriend a Pavlovian reaction to my vocal stims

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[pillowspace]

This post is Not old enough to have 20k notes already, please

[shroomoss]

Rap tap tap..

[lukalutra]

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