Thebeesareback

She/her Over 18, might say "cunt" sometimes Trigger warnings used where necessary 🐦 bird enthusiast 🐦 🦜 🦢 🦚

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the master post master post

click a link, get the master post for that specific topic <3

Sherlock

https://www.tumblr.com/thebeesareback/737974344892940288/shes-organising-her-stuff-sherlock-edition?source=share

ASOIAF/GOT

https://www.tumblr.com/thebeesareback/737973476514742272/shes-organising-her-stuff-a-song-of-ice-and?source=share

Taskmaster

https://www.tumblr.com/thebeesareback/738886851656581120/shes-organising-her-stuff-taskmaster-edition?source=share

Literature

https://www.tumblr.com/thebeesareback/759977248370622464/shes-organising-her-stuff-random-literature?source=share

American Soaps

https://www.tumblr.com/thebeesareback/759977152619921408/shes-organising-her-stuff-american-soaps?source=share

House of the Dragon

https://www.tumblr.com/thebeesareback/759977137617960960/shes-organising-her-stuff-house-of-the-dragon?source=share

History

https://www.tumblr.com/thebeesareback/759977110331916288/shes-organising-her-stuff-history?source=share

The Traitors

https://www.tumblr.com/thebeesareback/773967534864105472/shes-organising-her-stuff-the-traitors?source=share

Seinfeld

https://www.tumblr.com/thebeesareback/777376925818699776/shes-organising-her-stuff-seinfeld-edition?source=share

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Has anyone ever seen a version of Othello where Othello is played by a Black man, Desdemona is played by a white woman and the rest of the cast is biracial? Could add an interesting dimension

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I really hate the idea that the Kardashian women stopped dating Black men because they didn't fit their aesthetic any more. The four serious relationships with Black men were:

Kim and Kanye

Kylie and Travis Scott

Khloe and Lamar Odom, and Khloe and Tristan Thompson.

Now, I acknowledge that the Kardashians have a huuuuge platform to say whatever they like, so they do have some control over the narrative, however, it is my understanding the relationships ended for the following reasons:

Kanye's erratic behaviour, including getting really into nazism and telling their then-six year old daughter - and the whole world - that she could have been aborted

Travis leaving Kylie to go to a club less than a week after she gave birth. Apparently she had really bad baby blues and spent two weeks in bed sobbing

Lamar Odom sleeping with multiple sex workers. Also, apparently after the divorce he bought a sex doll which looked like Khloe

Tristan Thompson cheating with Khloe's little sister's best friend; cheating on Khloe while she was pregnant; cheating on Khloe immediately after she threw him a party and encouraging her to go ahead with a pregnancy while withholding information from her about another woman he had impregnated.

Now I think all of that behaviour is reprehensible. I see why those relationships ended and I don't see why anyone would treat other people that way. Those relationships ended for pretty obvious reasons, and those reasons weren't racial

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"Money" by Cardi B but it's Mona Lisa Saperstien

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Bringing Princess Diana back to life to play her West End Girl

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It must have been really hard for closeted queer teens before 2005 in same-sex relationships to go through all of that and not be able to listen to Dirty Little Secret by the All-American Rejects

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RIP to Paul Bretter from Forgetting Sarah Marshall, you would have loved "Dracula" by Tame Impala

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"Ophelia would have been OK if she's had a better boyfriend" is an absolutely hilarious literary take. Props to Taylor Swift, she really wrote Love Story and went, yep, that's Shakespeare

[thebeesareback]

which is worse

Moo Deng the Republican

Punch with an Oedepael complex

Voting ended onMar 20

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It's good to know that the weirdness in Arthur Conan Doyle's world wasn't confined to his books or his personal life -- and I'm not talking about BBC Sherlock

Roald Dahl, fellow author and British spy, worked to seduce the wives of American politicians during WW2. His unit called themselves The Irregulars, after The Baker Street Irregulars

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The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is fascinating because it's about 75% the most trivial bullshit you'll ever see and 25% feminine psychological horror that chills my bones and makes me vomit radioactive goo

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I can always tell when a new series drops because this starts getting attention. I'm never wrong (in this, specifically)

[targetedknowledge]

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They should put Ahir Shah on Taskmaster

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Update: you should listen to his Off Menu

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I'm stressed so I'm having a bath. Didn't help, now I'm just sweaty and stressed and in literal hot water

[mayasaura]

I'm doing my part!!

[mayasaura]

I feel like it really adds something to know that this coffee shop was right next to the state capitol building. There is a non-zero chance one of these lattes ended up in the senate chamber.

[mayasaura]

Congratulations, you've unlocked the secret nerd bonus! I actually ended up texting a friend who specializes in the early Roman empire for advice on designing this special.

Honey and almond are pretty self-explanatory, as honey and nuts both figured heavily in Roman desserts. Cinnamon, meanwhile, means dead rich guy. It was insanely expensive to obtain, and the wealthiest of Romans used it to scent funeral pyres, so that the smell of burning cinnamon would cover the scent of cremation.

[everythingismadeofchaos]

And presumably the coffee part stands for invading Arabs, right?

Not a history expert

[mayasaura]

I will be honest the coffee part stands for being a specialty latte in a coffee shop that sells coffee

[thebeesareback]

If Tanya from the White Lotus visited Seville she would definitely wear a dress with oranges and also try to eat one of the oranges

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Ohhhhh Aerion threatened to cut Egg's penis off but then his own penis was cut off. Foreshadowing and such