Beffydoodles

A married, childless Mormon photographer with a dirty mouth and quick wit who lives in the Midwest but belongs in London who also is a singer and was at one point a local celebrity and lived like a rock star until she got sick and had a 70lb tumor stop her life as she knew it as a part of the biggest Rocky Horror cast but still maintains that she has an I.Q. of 181. In short form: Beffy.

[fuckyeahsimsmeme]

[thebeffy-blog]

fuckyeahsimsmeme:

I’m pretty sure most people don’t immediately think “silver bullet” when they see this. Or maybe that’s just me.

I KEPT SAYING THIS. This is a condom. DERP CONDOM IS NEEDED.

[inothernews]

[thebeffy-blog]

inothernews:

Congrats, Jon Stewart.

[andrewstanford]

[thebeffy-blog]

andrewstanford:

So this is my first attempt at repurposing clothes for my upcoming shoot…

It a civil war inspired theme with some of my flair on it, so here is a union jacket i came up with….

I now can sew buttons and button holes and tailor it in…only took me like 8 hours haha…

and yes i know I look sick and weird..but that just my face…

Hey, I wanted you to know that we are on a SUPER tight budget, but we do encampments too. (Rutherford B. Hayes on the 1st in Fremont, Ohio! TEH BEST EVER!) Anyhow, we do this too, take existing clothing and re-purpose it. Because, honestly, many men DID this too, the ones who couldn't afford to do more than send his uniform money home, took old clothing and fiddled with it to remake a uniform. Good job, man!  Also: you have a Civil War-y look. Facial hair and all.  

[papillary]

[thebeffy-blog]

Macaulay is the besttttt in this movie.

[mxdvs]

[thebeffy-blog]

true religion.

[splitminded]

[thebeffy-blog]

I can't wait... LED haven't the warmth of these, but I do own them.

[thebeffy-blog]

Water

wa·ter

  /ˈwɔtər,/

noun

1. a transparent, odorless, tasteless liquid, which I use to swallow Vicodin.

[agriking]

[thebeffy-blog]

gpoy.

[louises-oldblog-deactivated2012]

[thebeffy-blog]

marlodjur:

paranormalcherry:

accel-erator:

ohaiyoxanzusu:

If you haven’t seen this, you haven’t lived.

Piro piro

OH MY GOD. NOT THIS AGAIN.

that was beautiful.

the best part of this is the fish song seriously watch this

I did... and the best part is peroperoperoprprprprpprprpero. 

also... what did I just watch?

[thebeffy-blog]

SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE MONEY AND WILL BE MISSING FROM YOUR LAVISH HOME FOR SOME TIME... WONDER WHAT KIND OF SECURITY SYSTEM YOU HAVE? ADT? Fantastic. :D

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[thebeffy-blog]

I want to live here. Just here. This chair can be my bed, desk, couch. Whatever.

[thebeffy-blog]

The Fourth.

July 4th, be it a spark of pride for citizens of America.

That we as a country can create the society we wish to live in through effort and speech.

Death is not an inevitable part of revolution here.

Elsewhere it is absolute

We stand as a Union torn apart by this provoked and prompted discord media.

Stand as one in awe of what we have accomplished before we go back to the stagnate stalemate of political discourse.

[iraffiruse]

[thebeffy-blog]

EVERY TIME. Especially when it's an hour long?! EVERY TIIIIIMMMMMEEEE!!!!

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[thebeffy-blog]

Kudos, from Graverobber.

[hmsvictoryyy-deactivated2019122]

[thebeffy-blog]

hmsvictory:

(Possibly!) Anne Boleyn Etched by Wenceslaus Hollar, 1649, Hans Holbein The Younger “The image of her as being physically unremarkable comes from an oft-quoted remark by an Italian diplomat made in 1532, where he remarked that she was ‘not one of the handsomest women in the world’. This one, fairly mild description has inexplicably cancelled out the numerous other eyewitness accounts of her which described her as ‘beautiful,’ ‘pretty,’ ‘good-looking’ or the aforementioned Venus comparison.” - http://garethrussellcidevant.blogspot.com/2010/08/allure-of-anne-boleyn.html

I want this to be true, so... so bad. It looks a lot like Natalie. Sadly, it was remarked often that she had a Swarthy complexion and dark eyes. So who knows?

[iraffiruse]

[thebeffy-blog]

Bye Dorkies!

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

[thebeffy-blog]

My new wallpaper. ty