The Best of Tumblr

We are the blog for the Facebook Page The Best of Tumblr. We will do what we also do on Facebook - post and share the best Tumblr text posts for your enjoyment. Hope you enjoy your stay.

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I’m going to start posting again soon. Anybody wanna fight?

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“Some guy a few houses down barricaded himself in his house with an assault rifle. Fortunately, they got him (or he gave himself up) without any shots fired or anyone getting hurt.” - SgtScheisskopf

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Are you a boy or a girl?

Did you just assume my gender?

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I love you

that’s nice sweetie

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It's a weird thing to ask but can you tell me how you look at life. Whenever I see hateful comments about your blog, it makes me sad but you seem to be able to brush it off. May I have some advice on how you do this? I struggle to deal with criticism

It’s the internet...? It’s just some idiot saying dumb shit. They don’t know you, so what’s it matter what they say? It’s the internet, it’s not that serious.

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Do you have a dog?

i have a dog

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Will I ever meet our lord and savior Shrek

if you fuck with the contrast and tint on your tv and watch a john goodman movie while squinting, it’s practically the same thing

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Top five bands?

backstreet boys, nsync, otown, 98 degrees, new kids on the block

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How was the Fort McMurray fire started?🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🚒 🚙🚗🚕🚛🚚🚃🚐🚜🚐🚚🚗🚙🚎🚈

according to your emojis, it looks like a bunch of trucks I guess i wouldn’t know

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Can you dig it

i asked for a shovel and all i got was this damn spade

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Fuck me??

pass

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So big, scary and menacing that they're too afraid to come off anon

don’t you dare talk about my erection like that

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describe periods

blood comes from a vagina it’s not that complicated

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my entire life is ruined by dancing korean popstars help my pathetic existence

kpop is worse than anime and that’s saying something

[thebestoftumbl-r]

what happened to your facebook page ?

the jews did this

[thebestoftumbl-r]

You filthy bagette

your mother smelled of elderberries

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Hey

is for horses lmao farm jokes