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@thebettergodoforigin
ow my tummy hurt why is it red
nobody talks about magnus jaeren enough. that man was tricked by the gods and they don't even care. they don't even care that he put all of his trust into Sycharos, only for Sycharos to LAUGH as Magnus was impaled by Ilya's first vessel. the gods act like mortal lives are unthinking. they hardly even care for their own chosen. the worst part is that mortals only realize that the gods never fucking cared when they died.
i've been trying to give them the most comfort i can but there's so many and i don't think i have it in me to carry them all.
ok but like you have to admit that it was at least a little bit funny
cicero never should've been allowed to be a veilwarden let alone the veilwarden of vigilance. i mean they didn't even MAKE him to BE a veilwarden. and THEN Ilya gives him the fucking spear of the watchers???? ONLY TO TAKE IT AWAY TO GIVE TO THE VESSELS??? if you ask me, there always should've been a veilwarden of retribution, but nooooooo that would make things actually BALANCED.
mortals have no need of retribution. they cannot be sinned against.
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE HOW MUCH YOU HAVE SINNED AGAINST ME.
THE ONLY THING I CAN TAKE PRIDE IN IS THE FACT THAT YOUR HATRED OF ME BRINGS YOU BOTH CLOSER IN YOUR MUTUAL SELF-DESTRUCTION.
ok buddy aren't you like ten seconds old
WHY can’t I see my herald anymore. and now I can’t even hate watch that fuck ass vessel. HOW am I supposed to get my entertainment now.
@jeremy-posting YOUR GRANDMOTHER WILL BE HEARING ABOUT THIS!!!
having several sets of eyes is only cool when I do it
having voices in your head is only cool when I do it
having divine hatred in your heart is only cool when I do it
having twinks that you torture daily is only cool when I do it
having relationship issues with a part of yourself is only cool when I do it
“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast
@thebettergodoforigin
I’m sending the exterminators
So are headlights insanely bright now or am I just autistic
SO TRUE
you're literaly autistic, sycharos
WHO ARE YOU WHY DO YOU KEEP FINDING ME
So are headlights insanely bright now or am I just autistic
SO TRUE
@riallathewizard gutten min, i ask of you to invent something one of my sons has described to me. apparently, it is very efficient for murdering abhorrent deer such as @thebettergodoforigin. he has called it a "car," but names matter not to me.
i fear you shall have to ask an artificer, i have forseen such things and they are beyond my mechanical prowess
A shame. Perhaps your gpa was not high enough at your puny school.
My 4.0 GPA is not to blame for the Draesnine Academy's terrible artificer curriculum
I believe you should've enrolled at an academy with more academic prowess, then.
Unfortunately for your beloved empire, there are no academies with good artificer programs within Imperial domain, and I am a loyal Imperial subject, I would never enroll in a Corvian institution
LMAOOOOOOO
thank you Jarthur for showing us it’s okay to get divorced and remarried over and over again
@thedragonoforigin @thebettergodoforigin
WHO EVEN ARE YOU
you always hear about the ilyaen vessel but does anyone talk about my herald? NOOOO they don't. And honestly, I am GRATEFUL for that because I am mature enough to realize that when you're hearing about the ilyaen vessels, they are suffering!!!!
Aeliana Varysha??? The first Ilyaen vessel??? SHE WENT INSANE! THERE IS A REASON THE EMPRESS SHOULD NOT ALSO BE THE VESSEL!!!!!!
Vaelkas Dreadwhisper? I don't even WANT to get in to what happened to HIM!
Vyserion? Not even worth mentioning, but I will! That insolent flea isn't even good at his job!
Teivel? Vidar? Vaasvok? ALL GRUESOME DEATHS! THEY WERE LONELY! AND INSANE!
Now let us take a look at my heralds! They are allowed to live their lives! They step out into the sun and feel its warmth! They love and are loved! Ignore the trip the current one took to Spain. My point is that my heralds get to grow old and pass away peacefully, where I, as death, welcome them once more into my embrace! Notice how all of Ilya's vessels die as tragedies! THINK ON IT, SHEEPLE!!!!
kys
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you always hear about the ilyaen vessel but does anyone talk about my herald? NOOOO they don't. And honestly, I am GRATEFUL for that because I am mature enough to realize that when you're hearing about the ilyaen vessels, they are suffering!!!!
Aeliana Varysha??? The first Ilyaen vessel??? SHE WENT INSANE! THERE IS A REASON THE EMPRESS SHOULD NOT ALSO BE THE VESSEL!!!!!!
Vaelkas Dreadwhisper? I don't even WANT to get in to what happened to HIM!
Vyserion? Not even worth mentioning, but I will! That insolent flea isn't even good at his job!
Teivel? Vidar? Vaasvok? ALL GRUESOME DEATHS! THEY WERE LONELY! AND INSANE!
Now let us take a look at my heralds! They are allowed to live their lives! They step out into the sun and feel its warmth! They love and are loved! Ignore the trip the current one took to Spain. My point is that my heralds get to grow old and pass away peacefully, where I, as death, welcome them once more into my embrace! Notice how all of Ilya's vessels die as tragedies! THINK ON IT, SHEEPLE!!!!
@thebettergodoforigin FUCK YOU. DYSFUNCTIONAL ASS BITCH COULDN'T EVEN COPY MY OWN CREATIONS SO YOU MADE HUMANS. THEY DON'T EVEN WORSHIP YOU. THIS IS WHY YOUR BITCH ASS HERALD HAS DISAPPEARED
REMIND ME WHERE YOUR VESSEL IS, VENNEN. REMIND ME WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. REMIND ME WHAT HAPPENED. YOUR OWN CREATIONS ARE DISGUSTED BY YOU.